Scrapings

Wherein we scrape the best from exregtardfromP1's site, mock it, and bless it with the essential things it lacks.
Like funny.

As we all know, the reason these hate sites of all kind spring up is
because people LIKE them. People like chat too. Some like drama,
some don't. The ones who like drama are always putting up hate
sites. And the key word is ALWAYS.
Me, I've just enjoyed fucking over those who think it's cool to
play with others.
(Yes, truly you are the fuck master, Betsy Wetsy. Your rapier wit,
and eternal repetition of "sock" "socktard" "sock puppet" and
"fucktard" make me hurt when I walk. Ow.)

10:57:12 silver_blooded1987: i only know merlinus well
10:57:15 silver_blooded1987: buddy of mine in person
Heh, cool, another fucktard. Who brags about that? His only
redeeming feature is he isn't a Sock. And, your other ID is ccsilver,
right?
(He called someone a ''fucktard'' and a ''sock'' Wow, I didn't see
that coming.)

So let me say this again, I am NOT Gil. I can get by any barriers
you set on the net and that's how I get info.
(OMG! He knows how to paste a URL in archive.org and find LJ
pages that no longer exist! Do his ub3r l337 hax0r skillz know
no bounds? Is no past page safe from his copy and paste
pow3rZ? And exacly how many tards could a socktard fuck, if a socktard could fuck tards? Questions for the ages.)

10:58:08 silver_blooded1987: well hate to break it to you but life
is about change
10:58:24 guardian_of_virtue: not mine... everything stays the
same....
10:58:29 guardian_of_virtue: until now that is
Yeah, sure. Remind me, what are you at the moment? animal,
vegetable, or mineral?
(Remind me what YOU are again. Bitch ass punk, or punk ass bitch.)

10:59:19 guardian_of_virtue: I'm monk but not as smart
Yeah you always said you couldn't get laid. Maybe that's because
people like to know what gender they are fucking.
(Yeah, see, you've stumped him. He doesn't know whether to call
you a ''sock'' or ''sockette'')

11:01:18 guardian_of_virtue: thursday morning should be a
blast... lesse... dani, raven and void should be making fun of
everyone
You ARE out of the loop, aren't you? Bitch is hiding, Raven is
braying somewhere anytime, and Void dropped out of the
Socktards.
(When are you going to drop off of Void's balls? Fucking Void. What a Socktard Forsaker.)

11:03:15 guardian_of_virtue: bleeding and hiphop would be
ghosting.... only typing when someone has a tard moment
OH yeah the Sock Chorus. If you mean they aren't looking like
retards at the moment, you're right. The only tard moments
come from THEM. Oh fuck. I forgot, you're a Sock, and follow the
2 rules. (First rule of Sock Club is, don't talk about Sock Club. The second rule of Sock club is DO NOT talk about Sock Club.)

11:01:45 guardian_of_virtue: morgy, lia and thor should be
telling everyone how super dumb and uneducated everyone is
Heh, you don't get it, do you. You ARE a dumbass, just like them.
That in itself is an achievement. So you're not a complete fuckwit.
(Oh, snap, he switched it up to ''fuckwit'' Nice work!)