Village Idiots Part 2

Nos aka View My Cam
Camwhore ahoy!
Nos has a penis. A big penis. A really big penis.
Yeahap.
If it weren't for that, he wouldn't have a damn thing to talk about.
When not busy "raising" his twin girls, Nos is in chat.
On cam.
Talking about his penis.
Special Powers: He can bore his adversaries into a coma.
He has a penis.
Vagina Drying Ability: + 7 if you have a semi-functioning brain, -2 if you don't
Attention Whore Level: 8
Group Affiliations: Camwhores Local 423, The Brain Stumps

Surry
The town drunk. She's the one that wakes you up in the dead of the night by screaming "why doesn't he love me, whyyyyyyy" in the middle of the street wearing nothing but one sock and an ill fitting bra.
Surry takes out her need for a baby on unsuspecting innocent animals by dressing them in sleeping bonnets and breast feeding.
Special Powers: Drinking you under the table. Able to withstand multiple head wounds. Has a liver the size of a bus. Is the bitterest substance known to man.
Penis Shrinking Ability: +28
Attention Whore Level: 10
Group Affiliations: The Pissy Panties Political Action Comittee, Future Crones of America, The Beligerent Spinsters

Morgy
AKA: The Scooter Pooter, Auntie Fascist, The Red Menace, Morgy Porgy Puddin' and Pie, She Who Must Be Obeyed, Feffercunt.
The Great And Powerful Morgoo rolls out of bed and goes directly to her computer where she sits next to her husband Thor. Together they run their vast Conditional Chat Love Empire and sniff out traitors to the State. Their holdings include forums, Java based secret chat bunkers, and Applied Fear Technology Labs and Thought Control Systems Inc.
Thor and Morgy use slave labor to manufacture *hugglez* by the cattle car load.
Special Powers: Dread Iggy. She possesses The Scooter of Doom. Her fart hole shoots ink to confuse her enemies.
Penis Shrinking Ability: +50
Attention Whore Level: 10
Group Affiliations: Tin Pot Dictators Intl, The Cum Curdling Crones, Giant Vaginas Anonymous

Thor
Thor is Morgy's Beautiful Viking Wyfe. Thor used to be an American, but traded his citizenship to full time role play The Affected Brit. He is now the laughing stock of two continents.
Thor lives in an ivory tower he built himself out of sugar cubes and Morgy secretions. From its lofty heights he doles out Viking Wisdom, Historical Inacuracies, and Dead Iggies to all who question his Pronouncements.
Special Powers: Marrying women old enough to be his mother. Able to leap fat cows with an elaborate system of pulleys. Pomposity.
Vagina Drying Ability: +50
Attention Whore Level: 7
Group Affiliations: Tin Pot Dictators Intl, The Cum Curdling Crones, Giant Vaginas Anonymous, The Twatwafflers