A Visit From The Down Under Dumb And Dumber Twins

mdunkley_84*
raven.ramone: and Matt...at the riskof sounding terse...mind your own business...plzthks
raven.ramone: I have plenty of money....all women dig me.....and I am at peaceful fucking serenity
emeraldmoon_82: we dig raven?
liadan11984: i believe matt's comment was meant to be a joke, oh "happy,
funny motherfucker"
raven.ramone: yes..yes you do
liadan11984: i dont dig you, a hole, on the other hand, i might help dig for you
mdunkley_84: let him dig his own hole
dalcais1014: hast?
emeraldmoon_82: bury him to the neck to we can all go by and rub that head...
Rhetorical.Intercourse: look at all the crabs crawling off of morgys cunt to take shots.
raven.ramone: yeah..let me dig my own hole
raven.ramone: how the fuck do you dig a fucking hole in a chatroom?
liadan11984: wow, cunty is unusually quiet at the moment, she must be trying to boot someone
raven.ramone: REALITY PEOPLE...PLEASE
liadan11984: emphasis on *trying*
Rhetorical.Intercourse: Yeah, Matt. I lagged his ass for a good while
raven.ramone: "lets make an example of Raven!!"
raven.ramone: please
raven.ramone: dont you have a
"He-Man Raven Haters Club" chatroom to attend to?
mdunkley_84: you never get my arse miss
Rhetorical.Intercourse: Yeah, I did, pansy man.
raven.ramone: judging by the return of you all...that experiment went tits up
mdunkley_84: pansy? last time i checked i was str8
mdunkley_84: what experiment
Rhetorical.Intercourse: The statement stands.
raven.ramone: "We are too mature to put up with the childishness of P1".....WELCOME BACK!
mdunkley_84: no... the other was a success
raven.ramone: really...I should go check
mdunkley_84: we just look in
Rhetorical.Intercourse: Then why was it almost always empty?
liadan11984: i come in hereoccasionally raven, my timing, up until now, has been excellent, as i've obviously not been in while people i dislike are here
raven.ramone: and Matt....dont fucking sing me your songs about what a fucking
ass I am....especially when you addressed me first
raven.ramone: do you not have any memory of things?
mdunkley_84: huh???
mdunkley_84: i say same statement as lia
mdunkley_84: let me see
raven.ramone: mdunkley_84: raven trying to flirt with demon now? 2:49:04 AM
raven.ramone: what was the point of that Matt
liadan11984: *laughs*
mdunkley_84: last count on new p1 users was what lia 180
liadan11984: oh raven, where IS your sense of humour
raven.ramone: when basically, in Lia's passive aggressive way.....it was stated that I am not liked
raven.ramone: sounds like you took the first shot
liadan11984: raven, he made a joke, you do know what they are, dont you?
raven.ramone: now you come in here with your vapid "wink wink nod nod, yes dear...tsk tsk" bullshit with lia
raven.ramone: and you dont think that will breed some manner of commentary?
liadan11984: like, when you said you were due, i jokingly said "oh, raven is pregnant"
liadan11984: or, something like that
Rhetorical.Intercourse: Welcome to Passive Agressivepalooza:1
raven.ramone: I didnt say shit to either of you..and I was hoping it would stay that way
raven.ramone: BUT NOOOO
Rhetorical.Intercourse: Paltalk boring ?
raven.ramone: Matt had to chime in
mdunkley_84: raven
mdunkley_84: you can always iggy me
raven.ramone: and I am sooo fucking stupid...."I was just joking"...yeah..people say that when a fully meant remark doesnt go over well
aven.ramone: its the weakest backpedal known to man
Rhetorical.Intercourse: I bet this sort of behaviour is strictly prohibited on Paltalk
Rhetorical.Intercourse: They must be pent up
raven.ramone: and frankly...I'm insulted that you thought you could sell that here
mdunkley_84: no
raven.ramone: do you really think anything has changed?
mdunkley_84: we respect each other
raven.ramone: did you really think
that it was safe to return?
mdunkley_84: we have a sense of humour
raven.ramone: I wonder why I was banned from paltalk when I said NOTHING
inflammatory?
raven.ramone: what about that Matt?
raven.ramone: look at the logs
Rhetorical.Intercourse: Yes, and I have the transcript to prove it
raven.ramone: tell me what I said that warranted a ban?
Rhetorical.Intercourse:http://thedouchebagchronicles.blogspot.com/
Rhetorical.Intercourse:We get LOTS of hits from Australia
mdunkley_84: raven i explained to ou why you were banned... you ignored it
mdunkley_84: let me go look
raven.ramone: you never once "spoke" to me about the ban
raven.ramone: well...contrary to common misconception....I am not cunty's
keeper...nor is she my puppet
Rhetorical.Intercourse: Fucking roaches always try to reinfest
raven.ramone: she does her thing...I do mine...and often we overlap
raven.ramone: we have many common interests and agendas
dalcais1014: like ships passing in the night, eh raven
raven.ramone: oiled, sweaty ships
raven.ramone: OOPS!
dalcais1014: haha
Rhetorical.Intercourse:NICE PROW!
raven.ramone: oh for gods sakes
matt...call me when you are finished creating that chat log of our conversation
raven.ramone: brb
mdunkley_84: Raven here you go "asatru_thorsman: Um, copying Paltalk conversations into Yahoo for one thing '
mdunkley_84: breech of room rules
raven.ramone: I never did any such thing
mdunkley_84:i talked to you about it im pm
dalcais1014: there are "room rules" on paltalk?
raven.ramone: I never copied anything from that time I was in the room
mdunkley_84: astro witnessed it
raven.ramone: show me proof
Rhetorical.Intercourse: What is said in Granistan Stays in Granistan
liadan11984: dal *shrugs* the rooms have owners, if the owners want to make rules, hey can
mdunkley_84: you cannot do it anytime
raven.ramone: show me proof
raven.ramone: I know you had watchers in here....I wouldnt have blown my cover dear
raven.ramone: at the time....DDP and Crow were in both rooms
raven.ramone: after I left the first time....wicked came in
raven.ramone: the second time, I couldnt get in because I was banned
dalcais1014: are these rules posted where new users can read them?
raven.ramone: again..dont insult my intelligence
liadan11984: dal, i think they are on the group's link, or something, on the paltalk site
raven.ramone: and I have the ENTIRE transcript of our PM posted on Douchebag
raven.ramone: I missed that comment
Rhetorical.Intercourse: Matt is famous for this. He invited me to join BURP, then lied about doing it.
iadan11984: still waiting for whoever it was that was going to steal the room to steal it, too, that was amusing
Rhetorical.Intercourse: But I had it logged raven.ramone: you banned me because you ASSUMED I would start shit
raven.ramone: but NOTHING PERSONAL..right Matt...you are "above" that
mdunkley_84: No raven
raven.ramone: yeah...Savan and I were initially fingered for "comprimising" BURP
mdunkley_84: my admin team witnessed you doing it
raven.ramone: that was cute
raven.ramone: then it was denied
raven.ramone: the ONLY PEOPLE that
were in both rooms, was DDP and Crow you idiot
raven.ramone: "admin team"
raven.ramone: omg....you all really should try reality sometime
Rhetorical.Intercourse: ADMIN TEAM!
Rhetorical.Intercourse: O, THE POWER!
raven.ramone: "Paltalk Security Force Protection Squad Level Alpha" ALERT!
raven.ramone:
mdunkley_84: hehehe OMG
Rhetorical.Intercourse: DEFCON 1
raven.ramone: "We have intruders!!!!"
raven.ramone: HOLY SHIT!
raven.ramone: ITS RAVEN
Rhetorical.Intercourse: good god
raven.ramone: divert all power to the forward shields number one!
iadan11984: gave up trying to boot people did you cunty?
Rhetorical.Intercourse:I boot on my own schedule, with my own plan, lia. not yours
Rhetorical.Intercourse: I am happy to watch raven dismember matt at the moment
mdunkley_84* . o O ( Raven..... 5) If things discussed in Paganism1, are found to be topic of discussion in another chat room.. Then that member may risk being bounced/banned )
mdunkley_84: he's not getting anywhere
raven.ramone: ok..what P1 topic did I discuss in Paltalk????
raven.ramone: and what topic of Paltalk did I discuss here
raven.ramone: other than members present
liadan11984: back
mdunkley_84: exactly
mdunkley_84: that too
raven.ramone: is that a state secret?
dalcais1014: not being allowed to discuss something you discussed in another chatroom... a little totalitarian isnt it?
raven.ramone: why the secret, oh leader of the mature majority?
mdunkley_84: you ever heard of the privacy act
iadan11984: well, matt still has all his limbs *laughs* the so called "dismembering" cant be going well
raven.ramone: PRIVACY ACT?
raven.ramone: you are a fucking lunatic
liadan11984: matt, this is the internet....
liadan11984: not australia
Rhetorical.Intercourse: O
Rhetorical.Intercourse: M
Rhetorical.Intercourse:G
mdunkley_84: still
raven.ramone: PRIVACY ACT IN A FUCKING PUBLIC CHATROOM?
privacy act means stuff all
raven.ramone: did I see a disclaimer?
raven.ramone: did I have to agree to a P1 Privacy Act statement?
mdunkley_84: brb
raven.ramone: you are fucking totally caught up in the whole chat thing
raven.ramone: this isnt real
raven.ramone: good god
raven.ramone: well...no more reindeer games for me I guess
Rhetorical.Intercourse: jeeesus
raven.ramone: Lia...I dont have any particular agenda with you...but you really need to deal with Matt on this "violating state secrets" thing
Rhetorical.Intercourse: Ó Matt is Barney Fife.
liadan11984: i need to deal with matt?
raven.ramone: oh
liadan11984: i'm his keeper suddenly?
raven.ramone: Cunty...you are logging this for DC right?
Rhetorical.Intercourse: O yes
raven.ramone: right on
raven.ramone: brb
dalcais1014: is the group page findable on the paltalk website?
Rhetorical.Intercourse: See, we believe in the free traffic of thought and speech
liadan11984: yes dal
dalcais1014: what should I search under?
liadan11984: easy to find if you know the room name
Rhetorical.Intercourse: ... and that's a secret
liadan11984: *shrugs* its no secret
Rhetorical.Intercourse:Well, tell us so we can go look at the speech codes.
Rhetorical.Intercourse: Ó we want to read the rules
liadan11984: there was no paganism room in paltalk, so one was created while yahoo had its "down time"
liadan11984: you have a brain, use it to figure out the room name
Rhetorical.Intercourse: Why not say? Is that against the rules?
dalcais1014: rooms arent searchable without an account?
liadan11984: no not against the rooms
liadan11984: rules, i should say
liadan11984: dal, dont know
dalcais1014: strange
3:13:55 AM Rhetorical.Intercourse: Ó Then, what's he name of the room?
liadan11984: figure it out yourself
liadan11984: there is also no rule saying that we have to tell anyone the name of the room
Rhetorical.Intercourse: What's wrong, lia, why wont ya say? Are you being monitored?
liadan11984: *laughs* what makes you think i am monitored
Rhetorical.Intercourse: What makes you think you arent ?*laughs*
raven.ramone: allrighty
Rhetorical.Intercourse: I mean matt said raven was seen breeching the code.
Rhetorical.Intercourse: He was being watched and reported on
raven.ramone: its like a cult
Rhetorical.Intercourse:So... logic says...
Rhetorical.Intercourse: ARE YOU?
liadan11984: *nods*
mdunkley_84: back
liadan11984: i have the email about it too
raven.ramone: when I went in there...I was immediately grilled about "why I was
there" what made me come in there"
liadan11984: got the trascript of the messages matt sent raven about being banned too
raven.ramone: must be enjoyable to chat while being paranoid about "interlopers"
Rhetorical.Intercourse: Paste it.
mdunkley_84: why would she be watched?
raven.ramone: they are posted on a public blog lia
liadan11984: how does no sound
mdunkley_84: um no they are not
raven.ramone: how does "it doesnt exist" sound?
Rhetorical.Intercourse: Against the rules?
liadan11984: apparently they are posted on apublic blog site
Rhetorical.Intercourse: Matt already said it was, so.
raven.ramone: yep..on Douchebag Chronicles"
raven.ramone: I logged the PM session, and made it available for posting
mdunkley_84: when did i say that miss?
liadan11984: so, why dont you post it?
raven.ramone: I will
raven.ramone: brb
Raven here you go "asatru_thorsman: Um, copying Paltalk conversations into Yahoo for one thing"
Rhetorical.Intercourse: Thats why you CANT paste it
raven.ramone: http://thedouchebagchronicles.blogspot.com/
raven.ramone: its not like you havent seen it a dozen times lia breech of room rules
raven.ramone: its under "Wolf In The Henhouse"
mdunkley_84: ahaa where did i mention public blog
raven.ramone: your secret yapping terrier Alastair comments on it
Rhetorical.Intercourse: Pay attention, Uncle Joe... I asked her to paste it in the room
raven.ramone: that is the complete, unedited PM between us
Rhetorical.Intercourse: Matt, there is a phrase for you...
liadan11984: a dozen times? maybe two or three, but seeing as i havent visited the site in some time, i dont remember what it says
Rhetorical.Intercourse: USEFUL IDIOT
raven.ramone: and to be honest..I thought you were Grant
raven.ramone: why would you visit site?
raven.ramone: if "Hate sites are immature"
raven.ramone: why the interest in our childishness?
raven.ramone: to see what the blasphemers of BURP are up to?
raven.ramone: TSK
raven.ramone: we feel violated
Rhetorical.Intercourse:Lia, are you going to make me prove you a liar and get the site tracker log. Post your IP and such?
liadan11984: they are immature but i enjoy laughing at how immature it is
raven.ramone: you breached our rules
raven.ramone: oh please
liadan11984: sure cunty, go for it
raven.ramone: you love it!
Rhetorical.Intercourse: 2-3 times you say?
Rhetorical.Intercourse: k.
raven.ramone: you people are what make these things exist
raven.ramone: you feed them
liadan11984: that i've seen that post, not that i've visited the site
raven.ramone: you have as much shit on your hands as I do
raven.ramone: that is why you all are here now
raven.ramone: you want to wallow in my shit with me
raven.ramone: you see...I entered into a tentative detente (cunty's well put terminology) with Janis.....it was honest and amicable
raven.ramone: but I'll be damned if
Matt didnt have to chime in with me
raven.ramone: KNOWING how things would progress
raven.ramone: how stupid do you think I am?
mdunkley_84: hey i made a joke
Rhetorical.Intercourse: Here is your IP, bitch. Logged in 18 times
mdunkley_84: you didn't like it
Rhetorical.Intercourse: Ó EIGHT
Rhetorical.Intercourse: Ó TEEN
mdunkley_84: you arched up
Rhetorical.Intercourse: 220.237.53.75
raven.ramone: and you knew that was coming
liadan11984: 18 times, in how long?
raven.ramone: at any rate...want to know the secret of all this?
Rhetorical.Intercourse:"Multiple visits spread over more than one day"
raven.ramone: you all treat BURP and whatever as some sort of Masonic order
mdunkley_84: and if it is?
raven.ramone: with rules of conduct that are geared toward the agendas of a few particular people
Rhetorical.Intercourse: OMG, THE MOST RECENT WAS TODAY
liadan11984: 18 times, in how longs, and on which days?
liadan11984: i havent been today
raven.ramone: if someone dares to dissent, or have their own opinion...they are cast out
Rhetorical.Intercourse: Jesus.
raven.ramone: that, in and of itself opens you all up to ridicule
raven.ramone: wanna know why?
raven.ramone: because it is diametrically opposed to all that is pagan
liadan11984: i'm not the only person who uses this internet connection, which means that IP doesnt belong just to me
raven.ramone: you are running your littel clubs like the Vatican
raven.ramone: little*
Rhetorical.Intercourse: un
Rhetorical.Intercourse: fucking
Rhetorical.Intercourse: BELIEVABLE!
mdunkley_84: she has a point miss
Rhetorical.Intercourse: WHo else does she share that IP with who gives a fuck about douchebag chronicles?
Rhetorical.Intercourse: YOU?
raven.ramone: so the leader of the "Good and Sensible Cult Of Paltalk P1" is allowed to respond on a hate site...then spout off about "maturity"?
mdunkley_84: why would i be using her IP address when i have my own
raven.ramone: you guys are so ate up..that you thought it was my site!
Rhetorical.Intercourse: Then, answer my question
Rhetorical.Intercourse: WHo else does she share that IP with who gives a fuck about douchebag chronicles?
liadan11984: the one today, which would have been a few minutes ago, was matt
liadan11984: seeing as he is here
raven.ramone: ok..so it wasnt lia...wasnt you...then who else uses the puter that would have interest in an obscure hate site?
mdunkley_84: how the fuc would i know
liadan11984: i doubt matt has been to the site before today, so the others would be me
raven.ramone: thank god you are not a defense attorney
Rhetorical.Intercourse:Ok, you just said others share that IP and visits were NOT from you.
Rhetorical.Intercourse: WHICH IS IT
raven.ramone: so you admit to visiting 17 times...when before you said 2-3 at the most
raven.ramone: gotcha
Rhetorical.Intercourse: PICK ONE
raven.ramone: and I lie!
raven.ramone: omg
liadan11984: no, i didnt say that the visits werent from me
dalcais1014: ok on a point of order... if there are indeed certain rules by which one must abide in Paltalk P1,
dalcais1014: a link to said rules *should* be available upon room entry
Rhetorical.Intercourse: WHo else does she share that IP with who gives a fuck about douchebag chronicles?
iadan11984: honestly
dalcais1014: which it is not
dalcais1014: I just checked on
raven.ramone: lies and accusations....moral and social control...now the basis of the PalTalk room and BURP unfold
mdunkley_84: i cannot see where she said 2-3 times at most
dalcais1014: so if you honestly expect users to abide by a list of rules you need to make them available for review
Rhetorical.Intercourse: 3:27:35 AM liadan11984: i'm not the only person who uses this internet connection, which means that IP doesnt belong just to me
raven.ramone: Matt, you only see what suits your cause
mdunkley_84:liadan11984: i said i had seen a certain post 2 or 3 times
dalcais1014: and there is nothing about them on the group page
Rhetorical.Intercourse: Ó 3:31:20 AM liadan11984: no, i didnt say that the visits werent from me
raven.ramone: so dal..I was held accountable for rules I was not made aware of?
Rhetorical.Intercourse: This is embarrassing, lia.
dalcais1014: pretty much
Rhetorical.Intercourse:Arent you embarrassed?
mdunkley_84: hey... this was lias case not mine
raven.ramone: when in fact...the entire time I was in said room...I posted nothing combative or derrogatory
liadan11984: what is there to be embarrassed about? the fact that you read into things i have said
Rhetorical.Intercourse: Because you are being busted in lie after lie
mdunkley_84: what lies?
Rhetorical.Intercourse: BY YOUR OWN WORDS
raven.ramone: Matt..you fucking disliked me before you made the damn room...and you banned me when you had an inkling it was me...with nothing to do with what I posted at ANY TIME
dalcais1014: apparently too busy to respond to a valid point
raven.ramone: it wasnt about rules...it was about ME being in your "haven of maturity"
mdunkley_84: i DID NOT BAN YOU.... Other admins did
raven.ramone: be a fucking man, and own up to it
raven.ramone: what other admins?
raven.ramone: what other admins?
raven.ramone: DDP and Crow were the ONLY ones in both rooms
raven.ramone: any other admin would have to have been told to ban me by one of the three of you
mdunkley_84: no... lia morgy grant are too
raven.ramone: I looked specifically to see who was in both rooms at the time
liadan11984: you totally missed that one matt
raven.ramone: dont take me for a fool
liadan11984: he said that ddp and crow were the only ones in both the rooms at the same time
mdunkley_84: i saw it
raven.ramone: after I left...wicked came in the room
liadan11984: not that they are the only admins
raven.ramone: and that was after I left..and said in HERE that I just was in the room
raven.ramone: so if anyone made the connection..it was wicked
raven.ramone: you may have had an inkling...but you didnt know it was me
raven.ramone: I used a name that is not consistent with what I use here.....a font and color that were not consistent...and totally different grammar
mdunkley_84: i have nothing to own up to
mdunkley_84: so what were you trying to hide raven
liadan11984: *shrugs* i've seen the log that relates to when raven was banned, it wasnt matt who banned him
raven.ramone: I mentioned that I shopped at Whole Foods Market...that I lived in Kansas City, MO
dalcais1014* sigh
raven.ramone: you thought you had me because of the Whole Foods in Tucson
raven.ramone: HOWEVER
raven.ramone: I checked to make sure there was one in Kansas City
raven.ramone: I knew that if I came in as me....that I would be banned
raven.ramone: although Morgy said that wouldnt have happened
raven.ramone: who knows
raven.ramone: but it was logical for me to assume that
raven.ramone: I am an ass...and I have made some enemies
mdunkley_84: assume... you do quite a bit of that
raven.ramone: I came in there to see what the kinder side of chat was like
dalcais1014: logical assumptions are a different
animal from plain-ole everyday assumptions though
raven.ramone: it is almost impossible to refute me Matt
raven.ramone: I am too smart to not do my homework first
raven.ramone: I hate to look like a fool...so I invest a great deal of time covering bases
raven.ramone: I am two things Matt...hate me for
it..but it is true...I am honest..and consistent
kierra.sinclaire: You're obviously not smart enough. You bet on the wrong horse a few nights ago.
dalcais1014: oh lord its kierra here to pwn raven again 8-|
raven.ramone: really Kierra, is that the best you got? lol
raven.ramone: so Matt...in conclusion...if you want to engage in sensible rhetoric about any and all subjects, serious or no...I'm game
mdunkley_84: hey.. you assumed i banned you and it went from there... get over it
raven.ramone: if you want to engage me in passive aggressive behavioral yammer...dont bother me
raven.ramone: no, YOU get over it
mdunkley_84: i am
raven.ramone: you have yet to show me evidence to the contrary
raven.ramone: and I never expect you to
raven.ramone: that is why I have integrity....I dont waffle...I stand by my assertions, and make no excuses for my behaviour
raven.ramone: it is what it is
mdunkley_84* <>
liadan11984: but, i'm going to go have dinner
liadan11984* <>

Scrapings

Saturday, 27 October 2007
OK, let's spell it out for you...........(aye, bee, see...
(He only knows about 1/3 of the alphabet, so he has access to very few words. Lets watch him struggle...)
Your Socks are going to tell you what good work you are doing, even when you look like a jerk.
(Socks will lie, but pantyhose always tell the truth)
You sell lies and call it truth, just as Bitch does. You think no one knows.(I give all my lies away for free. I am generous like that) You start believing your own propaganda, like Bitch. You think no one notices.
( I prefer to call it agitprop)
All of P1 is on to you, and you don't even know it.
(ALL of P1! Even me! I am on to me!)
Keep on making me laugh with these feeble attempts, thrashing around like the skewered cow you are. I'll just keep tightening the noose, and let you hang yourself. You're doing a great job.
(Ahh, my neck just popped. That felt good)
Good work.
(Thanks!)
You've only got one more step to take, and you will be as unbalanced as Bitch. Have you started saying it is all for lulz yet? And that it is just satire??
(Satire? No. Mockery? God, yes.)
Hahahahaha Deluded, like Bitch...........

Posted by an_ex_regtard_from_p1 at 27.10.07 0 comments


Thursday, 25 October 2007

Keep on spreading my fame, Miss.Asscow

......... You are killing two birds with one stone.

First, you are immortalizing me.
(Yes, because of me you shall live in the annals, I mean anals of history. You will like it there. It's warm and brown, and there are offerings of sweet sweet corn)
Second, you are showing all but your own Socktards how truly retarded you are.
(I have been promoted from "socktard" to socktard leader, y'all! Drinks are on me!)
Sweet.
(Like sugar frosted candy)
Like Bitch, you STILL don't get that only your "inner circle" applaud. Everyone else stays quiet and giggles behind your back. You know, like the way you talk about Bitch? (Please be respectful and refer to him by his proper title: Master Pertwee of Nigger Pickin' Cotton Plantation, and Gee, My Penis Smells Terrific Estate)
So, play the game my way, or keep ranting ineffectively, as you always do. It's fucking hilarious either way.
(EL OH EL)

Ode to Cunthia E

Tard Roundup

sweetheart_sharee: im a retired cam bitch
sweetheart_sharee: I know why I dun get on cam no more
sweetheart_sharee: People record my cam
sweetheart_sharee: post shit on websites
sweetheart_sharee: I gave up
(For those of you that escaped the holocaust of
screencaps... http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Sharee Lest we forget.)
sweetheart_sharee: but fuck I look good
sweetheart_sharee: hairs wet still
(It was shortly after this point, and I am not kidding, SHE GOT ON CAM)
sweetheart_sharee: getting damn long
sweetheart_sharee:my boobs are huge
(a five year old boy born without a torso has bigger boobs than you)
sweetheart_sharee: Now im horny.
(dildos the world over just committed seppuku)
sweetheart_sharee: I taste to sweet for you to try :P ozzie gets that pleasure
(No wonder Ozzy is unintelligible. He cut his fucking tongue out)
sweetheart_sharee: <:-P lucky ozzie is gonna get pussy tonight
(Sharee, have some class and please refer to your daughters vagina by its correct anatomical term, "Bleeding Kitten")

(Say, Taht, how's the kids!)
tahtsulittledragon: i moved to Michigan with Panic
(And away from her four children)
tahtsulittledragon: i love it here
(Not as much as your kids love being on welfare, and under state supervision)
tahtsulittledragon: although i miss the no seatbelt law that i had in NH and i miss the cheap cigarettes lol
(Well, at least you miss the important things in life, like lax seat belt laws and cheap smokes)
tahtsulittledragon: it would be nice if everyone could just fucking be nice to everyone else for once. . . . instead of being assholes all the damn
time
(You know what REALLY would be nice? If your kids were more important than seat belt laws, cheap tobacco, one-eyed P1 penis)
tahtsulittledragon: that's really funny coming from
someone who wanted to cam with me while gypsy was away raven =))
(Um, you did cam with him remember? You finger fucked your blowhole while your NUDE child sat on the couch in the background)
tahtsulittledragon: abnormal depends on what
someone thinks of as normal. . . . .
(...)

SCRAPINGS

........... where I laugh about the fucking hilarious attempt by a socially inept moron to be humorous and make even the lamest of P1 chatters, and there are many of those, realize that she HAS to quote me, for without me, she is nothing.
(I thought you weren't going to acknowledge me, and never post again, Alistair. I yank, you move!)
Fuck it. I did it again. She's nothing whatever.
(Darling, please, can't you think of ANYTHING else to write about other than me, me, ME? YAY ME! I realize I am fascinating, but show some creativity and imagination! Perhaps you can apply for a grant for some.)
Sweet, thanks for spreading my word further. Keep it up.
(Aww, don't be so hard on yourself, you have more than one word in your limited vocabulary. Lessee... There's "bitch" "sock" "socktard" "sockpuppet" "fuckwit "fucktard" Admittedly not as varied or creative as Dearlight, but if you endeavor to persevere, perhaps one day you may meet or surpass her, FUCKP IMP!)

Ode to Cunthia E

COME ONE, COME ALL!

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Come join us for all the fun Sunday Sunday SUNDAY!

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Come to Crazy Nero's where you can set her out on an ice floe, OR! up in a tree rack for the buzzards!
Push, pull, drive or drag that old bitch in, and get your free line pass!
Don't let your unemployable loved one with the annoying voice just set there!
Bring them in and strap them to the "picnic table" where their throats will be exposed to starving dogs, and get a line pass for you!
We will also have games of New Roman roulette! What's that you ask? Well, unlike the cheap Russian version, in New Roman roulette, EVERY CHAMBER HAS A BULLET!
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Scrapings

We here at Social Engineering Enterprises®, Reactions & Results Division, would like to give ourselves a hearty "Atta Boy" for a job well done!
"We yank, you move."

p1_messiah (03.35:12) raven is the best social engineer i know

Fucking right I am. P1 is mine now, new sandbox rules. And under the new sandbox rules, Bitch is out too.

Ode to Cunthia E

IRONY! GIT YER FRESH, HOT IRONY HERE!

Quite frequently, ad nauseum at times, we hear criticisms of "hate sites" and how the critics are so above them.
"I don't read them"
"I can't be bothered"
"I fuck strangers in truck stops, leave my children for low quality cock, consider Harry Potter high literature, practice a religion born in prisons, run a forum for the feeble minded, am on a holy quest to kill my mind and liver with alcohol and drugs, HUGGLEFUCK ME! I AM AN ADULT, DAMN IT, WHY DONT U GROW THE FUCK UP AND GET A LIFE LIKE ME!"
Oh, yes. And the Great Lie...
"I DON'T CARE"

Deb, Lia, Drum, Paw, Emma, Ren, Granis, Alastair, et al...
Your words belie your actions.
Your multiple daily visits, your "anonymous" comments say otherwise, do they not?
They are the actions of those who care deeply.
You thought the other hate site was just so...
"ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!"
Well, that's what your comments said, anyway.
It seems when a mirror is held up, you dance like a chicken on a hotplate, and it isn't so-
"ROTFLMMFAO!!!!"
Is it.
Where is your sense of humor about yourselves?
Do you know yourself to even have a sense of humor about it?
Am I being too rhetorical? :(
I mean, the poor exregtardfromP1 (Alastair) was so appalled at the notion of being exposed and ridiculed, he actually had to stop posting, and the majority of you fled P1 like a heard of wildebeest with their assholes on fire!
That's just so...Delicious? Titillating? Hilarious?
Yes.
All of the above, and more!

In closing I would like to say, please enjoy our garden path, it's beautiful, isn't it!
Thanks for caring.
ROTFLMMFAO!!!!

Wolf In The Henhouse

Special Agent Raven recently ventured into the far reaches of Granistan to hunt down their King for some good old fashioned bitchslappery.
What follows is unedited text from their confrontation.

God bless our brave men and women who risk their lives and cross enemy lines to infiltrate the Nannystate.
VIVA LA REVOLUCION, MOTHAFUCKAS!


gisbourne: MUAH
gisbourne: love me yet?
gisbourne: every day..more names...more IPs
asatru_thorsman: You act as though I'm supposed to be impressed.
asatru_thorsman: I'm not.
gisbourne: maybe not impressed
gisbourne: but obviously paranoid
asatru_thorsman: Nope, not even paranoid
gisbourne: with crow being the P1 sentinel
gisbourne: and DDP
gisbourne: tsk tsk grant
gisbourne: how juvenile
asatru_thorsman: Just sad that you'd be so petty and pathetic to obsess
like this
asatru_thorsman: How juvenile of you to pull the stunt in the first
instance
gisbourne: hey, I didnt run away
asatru_thorsman: Don't even think to call ME juvenile
asatru_thorsman: Nor did I
asatru_thorsman: I still come into P1
asatru_thorsman: You're basically just pulling petty tricks
gisbourne: "Isnt iggy a wonderful feature fefferbutt?"
gisbourne: please
asatru_thorsman: as usual
gisbourne: mr sellout
asatru_thorsman: I received a tip you were causing trouble
asatru_thorsman: and I acted on it
asatru_thorsman: your tough luck that I found you out
gisbourne: so how is being a former American?
gisbourne: oh please...took you long enough
asatru_thorsman: Cut with the ad hominem crap and stick to the subject
asatru_thorsman: Why so petty?
asatru_thorsman: Why so obsessed?
asatru_thorsman: Hmmm?
gisbourne: and guess what....you wont be able to anymore
asatru_thorsman: Do you not have a life?
asatru_thorsman: Oh shut it
gisbourne: how was I causing trouble?
asatru_thorsman: You're only mad because I found you out
gisbourne: look at the logs...I was civil to a fault
asatru_thorsman: Um, copying Paltalk conversations into Yahoo for one
thing
asatru_thorsman: Sorry, you're not going to wriggle your way out of
this
asatru_thorsman: or threaten me
asatru_thorsman: or pull any crap
gisbourne: or are you talking about the comments I made in P1?
gisbourne: the comments that your lapdogs relay to you
gisbourne: do you give them cookies?
asatru_thorsman: All this stems from you pulling the crap you pull
gisbourne: no sir
asatru_thorsman: Grow up
asatru_thorsman: Yes
asatru_thorsman: it does
asatru_thorsman: Grow up
gisbourne: this stems from your wife and her accidental admissions
asatru_thorsman: I'm through discussing this with your sorry ass
gisbourne: during her spat with dani
asatru_thorsman: No admissions at all
gisbourne: she lied to me
gisbourne: and to others
asatru_thorsman: You'll just twist her words any way you see fit, won't
you?
asatru_thorsman: You'll just obsess over them for eons
asatru_thorsman: Your loss, not mine
asatru_thorsman: We've long forgotten about that old hat
asatru_thorsman: You haven't
asatru_thorsman: It still eats at you
asatru_thorsman: your problem, not mine
gisbourne: you will backstab anyone that might expose the both of you
as the manipulative psychopaths that you are
gisbourne: of course you have forgotten
asatru_thorsman: Stop pulling your manipulative tricks, and just stop
the crap
asatru_thorsman: Get a life
asatru_thorsman: Grow up
gisbourne: you refuse to take any responsibility
asatru_thorsman: And find something to do
gisbourne: just turn your back
asatru_thorsman: Oh, projection on your part
asatru_thorsman: You refuse to take any responsibility for your
silliness
gisbourne: grant..you sold out your country..and now you are becoming
so typically english
asatru_thorsman: You're obsessing
asatru_thorsman: Your ad hominems mean nothing
gisbourne: I never make excuses
asatru_thorsman: Shall we stick to the topic at hand?
gisbourne: nor do I need to
asatru_thorsman: You ALWAYS do
asatru_thorsman: You're doing it now
gisbourne: never
gisbourne: name one
gisbourne: I am a straight shooter
asatru_thorsman: Saying Janis and I are somehow "evil"
gisbourne: all I did was say I had a section in BURP...your fucking
wife freaked out and mistakenly accused me of selling out
asatru_thorsman: Name one time when you haven't obsessed over "the
granis"
gisbourne: then she realized she spoke out of turn
asatru_thorsman: Oh she didn't and you know it
gisbourne: when in fact it was the truth
asatru_thorsman: She asked a question
asatru_thorsman: She didn't accuse you of jack
gisbourne: then got all asschapped because I wouldnt hear her apology
on HER TIMELINE
asatru_thorsman: You got defensive because of YOUR OWN PARANOIA
gisbourne: how fucking arrogant
asatru_thorsman: Oh bullshit Raven
asatru_thorsman: Why are you bringing up this silly drama where you've
been proven wrong time and again?
gisbourne: grant..I expect you to stick up for Janis
asatru_thorsman: must you be right?
asatru_thorsman: Must you always win?
asatru_thorsman: It's not just sticking up for Janis
gisbourne: I've never EVER been proven wrong
asatru_thorsman: It's the truth
asatru_thorsman: Seriously
gisbourne: I am smarter than you grant
asatru_thorsman: All you're doing is the same old obsessive mudslinging
asatru_thorsman: Can you give your childishness a rest already?
asatru_thorsman: No you're not
asatru_thorsman: You're far dumber
gisbourne: you thought you had me with the Wild Oats comment
gisbourne: google it mate
gisbourne: main st...KC, MO
gisbourne: nice try grant
asatru_thorsman: You're not smart enough to move on from what happened
ages ago
gisbourne: I'm dumb?
gisbourne: ok
asatru_thorsman: You're still obsessing
asatru_thorsman: like an idiot
asatru_thorsman: Move on
asatru_thorsman: Yes, you're dumb
asatru_thorsman: Quite simple really
asatru_thorsman: I know you're relaying this to your crowd anyway
gisbourne: when did I decide to live out some British fantasy..then use
a co-dependant woman to marry for no other reason than to make
immigration easy?
gisbourne: when did I do that grant?
gisbourne: explain to me how I am "dumb"
asatru_thorsman: When you started to make assumptions, that's when
asatru_thorsman: Your "truth" is riddled with assumptions
gisbourne: and that reflects on intelligence?
asatru_thorsman: all bullshit just to pander to the gossip crowd
gisbourne: how is that grant?
asatru_thorsman: Assumptions do reflect on intelligence, or lack
thereof
asatru_thorsman: Sorry Scott, your assumptions just hold water
asatru_thorsman: don't hold water that is
gisbourne: ok..if I am so wrong..then why did your wife make a big
fucking overture to apologize?
gisbourne: explain that grant
asatru_thorsman: She didn't actually
gisbourne: oh..she never made an attempt to apologize
asatru_thorsman: And you have a big bone to pick because you don't want
to admit that perhaps you may have been wrong
gisbourne: you are fucking sociopathic
gisbourne: or she is just lying to you
asatru_thorsman: Your ad hominems don't help your case
gisbourne: you both lie to your loyal followers
asatru_thorsman: I saw the transcripts...they don't lie
asatru_thorsman: And more of your propaganda
gisbourne: saxy will believe anything...as will the rest of them
asatru_thorsman: Damn, you're this obsessed, aren't you?
asatru_thorsman: More like your gossip crowd will believe anything
gisbourne: with the truth...yes grant
gisbourne: you are both social engineers
asatru_thorsman: You wouldn't know the truth if it bit you in the ass
=))
gisbourne: spreading lies to keep your flock in check
gisbourne: how fucking pathetic
gisbourne: sell out
asatru_thorsman: Social engineers? Ha! And you say WE'RE paranoid
asatru_thorsman: And you're projecting your own faults onto me
asatru_thorsman: That's rich
gisbourne: hardly
asatru_thorsman: Seriously dude, get a life and stop obsessing
gisbourne: I didnt run away from my nationality
gisbourne: sell out
asatru_thorsman: We were done with you when you showed what kind of
petty creature you could be
gisbourne: pretend brit
gisbourne: how impressive
gisbourne: they all laugh behind your back grant
gisbourne: yank wants to be brit
gisbourne: how sad
asatru_thorsman: And that's supposed to shame me? You calling me a
"traitor" for living in another country?
gisbourne: but then both of you are trapped in fantasy worlds
asatru_thorsman: Seriously, you are not only stupid but deluded as well
asatru_thorsman: Nope#
asatru_thorsman: We see reality quite clearly
gisbourne: grant..I can outthink you in my sleep
asatru_thorsman: And the reality is that you're sick in the head
asatru_thorsman: Then why aren't you Scott?
asatru_thorsman: It's quite simple: you can't.
gisbourne: I am leading you down my own personal garden path..and you
are following like a good lamb
gisbourne: and I am stupid
gisbourne: puhhhleeeze
asatru_thorsman: What garden path?
gisbourne: this convo
gisbourne: you cant stop
asatru_thorsman: Please, you're not that important
asatru_thorsman: I just did
gisbourne: apparently I am...I have your time
gisbourne: again...I began this...and I ended it
gisbourne: grant..you know I'm right
gisbourne: go tend your chickens
gisbourne: I WILL be back

Interview With A Viking

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Interview

Douchebag Chronicles was honored to be invited to the Paw and Drummy compound to interview P1's Elder Statesman and Linguistic Laureate, Lighteningpaw, and his equally lettered wife, Drummy.

DC: Paw, we know that you have been raising children for 30 years now, tell us your philosophy on rearing our future.

Paw:kids dotn ned to be in a chat room they need more home work

DC: Right, yes. Now what about children and religion. Do you approve?

Paw: by law some one gives your kid a bible and you don't agree you can have them arested and jaild

DC: Drummy, we understand you have recently received your doctorate in Chat Psychiatry. Pardon my disrespect, I mean Dr. Drummy. Please, lend us your insights.

Dr. Drummy: anti social behavior mixed with a false sense of superier and god like feelings breeds a crimanal schitzophrenic tendancies

DC: So, in your learned estimation you think that those who are superior to others is a harmful thing?

Dr. Drummy: i think that a persons disillusion of superiority can be damageing

DC: Paw, we understand Dr. Drummy may be pregnant. Are congratulations in order?

Paw: she ant pregnat she a hipperconderact

DC: Response, Doctor?

Dr. Drummy: im a crone i feel it in my bones

Paw: smilling_prince hey ass hole all ways im a women with 36m usa fuck tard????????

( It was at this point that Dr. Drummy abruptly halted our interview, as Paw apparently suffered some sort of siezure.)

We would like to thank Paw and Drum for grunting out such golden logs of unedited chat shit.

Now for something completely different.
Click the link below for fresh, hot P1 video hatred!
The Academy would like to congratulate Percival Pertwee for his Outstanding Achievement in Video Excellence.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOAYaTyi4Vs

Suicide Mission: Where we try to persuade Surry to kill herself.

Surry, I am on a mission. It is two-fold.
One is to tell you the unvarnished, butt fucking ugly truth about yourself.
The second being the hoped for by-product of that...
Your suicide.

You SERIOUSLY, no joking, need psychiatric help.
But I don't want that to happen. I want you to continue to self-medicate, but you need to pick up the pace, honey. This slow death thing will not do. You are only prolonging your misery, and the misery of everyone in your sphere.
The misery of your family, who you are an embarrassment to. They are ashamed at your drunken tirades at family functions. They fear their children will turn out like you. You are the only one of your siblings who is a failure. The only one who has ever had a warrant out for their arrest for failure to appear for the DUI you got.
You will never have children because of your two abortions. Every time you see your nieces and nephews, you are reminded of your awful deeds.
The way you willingly, voluntarily, allowed them to stick a hose up you and vacuum your babies out like dirty water from a dark cold basement.
Have you ever seen an aborted baby? They come out in chunks. Tiny innocent limbs rent asunder from fragile, transparent bodies.
You did this.
YOU.
Bleed out.

You are OBSESSED with three people who in reality, are nothing more than pixels. Points of digital color control your mind and emotions.
Your response to them is Pavlovian. The bell of their memory dings in your brain, and you bark like the substitute baby you have.
You talk about them incessantly. Think about them when they aren't there.
Stew about them in your lonely offline life.
Dream about them.
Drink yourself into a demented stupor over them. You are jealous you can't be like them, or have them.
This is the Truth.
Bleed out.

You are hideous to behold. You are ugly of countenance, carriage, body, mind, speech, thought and action.
There is not one thing interesting, fascinating, compelling, or enchanting about you.
Not.
One.
This is the Truth.
Bleed out.

Every man you have ever managed to get has cheated on you or left you.
Every.
One.
You have stalked men online. Called them at their homes. Begged them to leave their wives for you. Begged them to love you. You cry on VC over men who are disgusted by your repugnant, rotten mind and body, and who do not want you. There isn't a single cell in your being that is sexy or attractive.
You are a world class, Olympic level penis shrinker.
You have threatened men at work with false sexual harassment charges if they refused to talk to you.
This is the Truth.
Bleed out.

Which brings us to your drinking.
Ever smell a drunk, Korie?
Their breath? Their sweat?
The booze emanates from them in great malodorous vapors, with undertones of vomit and urine.
This is you.
You stink.
And, my. What an angry drunk you are.
You drink to kill the pain of the reality of what you are, and spew it forth in great torrents to splatter everyone in your proximity with it.
This is the Truth.
Bleed out.

You claim to be the soul of compassion and love. If this is truly the view you hold of yourself, then for once in your life, do something positive for your family, friends, society, and the world, and...
BLEED THE FUCK OUT.

We implore you to not be dissuaded from suicide by others.
They only want to keep you around for juxtaposition.

Updates

Baby-ditchin' behemoth update

Remember this paragraph from the scribblings of one Fatsu?

"not many of you actually knew that he abused me on a regular basis, physically, verbally, emotionally and sexually. i did love him, but i was also afraid of him. . . i'm not afraid anymore. . . he's out of my house, unfortunately he's not out of my life, but i may be able to fix that by talking to the judge about all the abuse, i'm not sure yet. i will soon find out"
*sigh*

That is referring to her ex-husband.
Guess who she sloughed her kids off on so she could move out of state to be with the only P1 cock besides Greg that would have her.
That's right, bitches.
Her physically, verbally, emotionally and sexually abusive ex-husband.
Well, at least they don't have to watch their mother cram hair brushes up her twat on cam any more. Nice role modeling there, Fatsu.
Really.
That Mother of The Year Award will look fabulous adorning the filmy fake wood paneled walls of your love nest.
But, I mean really. Who are we to judge? Are we any better?
It's her life, damn it, and long as she is happy, that's what counts!
So, a big mazel tov to Fatsu and Zach on their blessed union.
To the kids, well...Yer on your own. Good luck!

Emma is crazier than a rat in a coffee can

The emotional vampire and attention leech that is Emma recently had ANOTHER psychotic break, and accused an old P1 reg half her age of stalking her. Of threatening to come to her house to whisk her away to an island paradise. And if she refused to go with him, he would kill her, her husband, her kids, and all the roaches in her house.
What he actually did, was threaten to tell her husband how while he is at work, she trolls for men on Yahoo.
When said same former reg was alerted to the accusations of stalking a bald, crazy old woman, he came in.
And Emma, for once in her sad waste of an existence, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
When she finally regained the power of speech, she couldn't seem to accuse the man and impugn his integrity to his face, but talked dramatically about how she had been damaged by the whole event.
What sweet, sweet solace it is that this lying, drug addled cunt has such a miserable life.
Congratulations.
No one deserves it more than you, Emma.
You've earned it!
*cuh-lick*

Special request

Wenchy is all lathered up that she hasn't had her name immortalized in bloggery yet. So here ya go. Just for you.
You penis collecting, cock absconding, pickle growing, salsa makin', mullet havin', man-eating, baby poking, kitten killing, puppy fucking, lacivious, prurient crumpet of ill repute.
Happy now?

Guess The P1 Behemoth!

This stunning 300 pound mother of 4 famous for cybering Greg, recently left her kids to move out of state to be with a one-eyed, jobless, drug addicted former prison bitch.
Does chat love know no bounds? Psh. Who needs kids anyway when you have a P1 stud!

"on the way back through the Canadian/New York border we got stopped by customs and they searched my car, they brought me and my daughter into the customs building to sit and wait while they asked Zach a million and a half fuckin' questions. . . . they took his bong"

"i think i'm gonna like living here. . . . i miss my kids, but i think other than that i'll like being here. i have lots of support here, so it's all good."

"not many of you actually knew that he abused me on a regular basis, physically, verbally, emotionally and sexually. i did love him, but i was also afraid of him. . . i'm not afraid anymore. . . he's out of my house, unfortunately he's not out of my life, but i may be able to fix that by talking to the judge about all the abuse, i'm not sure yet. i will soon find out *sigh*"
(I am quite sure the judge will be impressed by you abandoning your kids for Zach. The greatest man EVER!)

Yahoo! 360° - Tahtsu's Profile

Guess the P1 Loser!

Here we have excerpts from the blog of a typical P1 goddess.
Thrill at her harrowing cross county treks to meet the latest chat love of her life!
Boggle at her epic stupidity!
Be inspired by her heroic struggle to get Internet access!
Barf as she willingly becomes a truck stop prostitute, only she is too dumb to charge!
Hurry now to the link below, before she figures out how to delete it!

"It is mid October and I have for the time being sworn off any internet relationships. Well, mainly I guess because I don't own a computer"

"Well, I finally got my power, and telephone service started again and got a few necessities furniture wise and bought a computer. I was back on my feet finally. I had internet."

"Sometime in the midst of all this, I got a computer. Of course I went back to chat and of course I started flirting and of course someone finally took the bait."

"Turns out he was only in it for the sex. We had a second date at the end of July and ended up sleeping together."

"But then the calls stopped. They didn't just taper off, they just point blank stopped. I sighed, held my head up, and went on my merry way."

"At about that same time i decided (i forget why now) to put myself back into the BDSM life"

"I Sat there crying in front of my computer and wondering what to do."

"And then I found out the truth. All the time I had been talking with J, he had been talking with Rose and telling her he loved her and wanted to be with her. What a sucker I was. Not the first time I've been cheated on, but with one of my own friends."

"I also have pmdd. For those who do not know what that is, it is short for pre-menstrual dysphoric disorder...basically pms times ten."

"We even agreed to drop the Dom/sub thing because I was too "strong to be a sub". Allow me an eyeroll here people. I am so stupid
sometimes."

"We were making love and things took a turn for the worst. He wanted something I didn't want to give and so he took it by force. I was anally raped. At the time I didn't realize it was rape. I know, how could I not know. I thought it was my fault; that I had led him to believe it was consensual"...

"The worst part of all this is that I continued to go out with him after a brief hiatus. He had told me he was falling in love with me. I should've seen right through it, but alas, I am just about the most gullible or naive person you could meet"

"Well, here we are and my former "dom" is out of my life. I went on with my life, such as it was. I worked, I game home, chatted, ate, slept. Nothing new happened, until one day..."

"The last was a young man of 19. Yes, just barely legal and I had known him for 3 years. I was torn needless to say."

"found out he was into BDSM. I wasn't but I was willling to accept that he was as long as he didn't force me into it (allow me to roll my eyes here, there was nothing I wouldn't do for him, I don't think murder would've been too extreme)"

"So I picked him up and brought him back. What followed was two months of living hell. He immediately started acting superior and I believe tricked me into the BDSM lifestyle"

"In November I not only had a very brief affair with a truck driver who was only interested in a truck-stop...so to speak. So the last time he asked me to come see him at his truck (yes his truck)"

Copy and paste the link to read all the horrifying details!

http://saxy555.blogspot.com/

In Memoriam

We pan across the the battle ground, smoke from the burning corpses hazing the morning light. The mortal remains of old guard lay collapsed in great heaps, bloating. In yonder ditch lay cats, and wolven and otherkin.
And in the back of the field, we find the carcass of the Queen. The Meta Cunt.
THE GRANIS.

Evidently, Morgy has posted on her 360 that she shan't be returning to P1 ever.
She has fled with her flock and found sanctuary on Paltalk.
We would like to thank the small but tenacious band of haters who worked so diligently to overthrow the government. The Granis has been ousted from its lair by means of treachery, guerrilla warfare, verbal assaults on the peasants, and anal rape of the flock.
Now, suck our collective bloody dick, bitch.

Thorgy's nipple suckers now have a safe place to chat. A place where they never ever have to hear the truth about themselves, where *huggles* flow like wine, and all that pesky, bothersome thinking is done for them.
We realize you may get homesick from time to time. But, thinking you can return home again like a dog back to its own vomit, may result in bloody raids on your village in the middle of the night.

And now as New Rome rises from the ashes of the old, we give you...

THE COMMANDMENTS

1. THOU SHALT NOT SUCK

2. PASSIVE AGGRESSION WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. ONLY BALLS OUT AGGRESSION IS APPROVED BY NEW ROME.

3.NAMES WITH 666, 420, 69, 93, 777, GOTHIC, MAGICK, 4U, 2U, WOLF, DRAGON, VAMPIRE, FAERIE, OR CONTAIN MISSPELLED WORDS OF ANY KIND, WILL BE SUMMARILY HUMILIATED WITHOUT MERCY.

4.STFU

5. THERE WILL BE NO ROLL PLAYING. YOU ARE NOT CATS, WOLVES, VAMPYRES, FAERIES, OR OTHERKIN OF ANY BREED OR SPECIES. THE PUNISHMENT IS UNRELENTING MOCKERY.

6. ANY *HUGGLES* *HUGGLEFUCKS* *MOLESTERBATES* OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT IS A CAPITAL OFFENSE.

7. YOU ARE EXPECTED TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN,- TO, TWO, TOO, THEIR, THERE, THEY'RE, YOUR, YOU'RE. NO EXCEPTIONS ALLOWED.

8. "MAGIC" WILL NOT BE SPELLED WITH A "K"
INAPPROPRIATE USE OF THE LETTER "Y" WILL RESULT IN REVOCATION OF ANY AND ALL CREDIBILITY.

9. WE ARE THINE ONLY DICTATORS. THOU SHALT HAVE NO OTHER DICTATORS BEFORE US.

10. SEE COMMANDMENT 4.

We reserve the right to add or revise the commandments in a capricious manner, at whim, and without notice.

Village Idiots Part 4

Yuyu
Yuyu spends his nights in P1 questing for that coveted P1 pussy by saying things like this...
"The undigested corn nuggets in shit are better than men. Those little hard white balls in sausage? Better than men. Yea verily, if men had vaginas, there would be no need for heaven, it would be here on earth. *petpet*"
The crone drones eat this shit like it's free twinkie filling, and there ain't no tomorrow.
Special Powers: He's dickless
Vagina Drying Ability: Like salt to a slug
Attention Whore Level: 9
Group Affiliations: Womanly Men and The Manly Women Who Love Them, He-Woman Man Haters Club

HipHop
It's all about the balls for hip. Who is on whose, who is on his, whose needs sniffing, polishing or pecking.
Albert's fragile manhood is threatened by anyone possessing anything ball shaped in their body, on their body or within in a 100 mile radius of their body.
Special Powers: Shits red herrings. Sweats Cheez Whiz.
Vagina Drying Ability: +14
Attention Whore Level: 8
Group Affiliations: He-Woman Man Haters Club, Church of The Holy Strawman

www.audio_sorcerer (Greg)
Greg has moved on to greener vagina pastures after running through all the vag that would have him in P1.
Oh, and after a creepy sex PM with Fatsu was put up on another site and everyone was reminded he once cybered a 17 year old.
Greg has been nominated for a Pulitzer Prize in Badly Spelled Erotica That Makes You Never Want To Have Sex Again.
Special Powers: Can and will fuck the unfuckable. Has a lutefisk dick.
Vagina Drying Ability: +75
Attention Whore Level: 7
Group Affiliations: Shack Dwelling Janitors Local 313, The Cum Curdling Crones, The Brain Stumps

Mysticalpanthercat
Myst embodies and exemplifies everything today's modern P1 woman is, or aspires to be.
She has every disease ever medically described, and those not yet discovered or invented. Is addicted to pills. Is in her 30's and still lives with her mother. Was cheated on and dumped by her husband. Has looks that could turn Medusa to stone and a personality to match. And if that isn't enough to pique your interest, boys, she also fucked Greg in real life.
Quite the catch our little Myst is.
Hurry before her pussy expires.
Oops.
Too late.
Special Powers: Boring beyond all comprehension. Smells like Greg and canned sardines. Fake Iggy. Thinks she is a cat.
Penis Shrinking Ability: + 21
Attention Whore Level: 8
Group Affiliations: Granis Worshippers Intl, The Cum Curdling Crones: Drone Crone Division, The Greg Fuckers, The Brain Stumps, The Rancid Cats

Village Idiots Part 3

Ramza
AKA Fag-o-Ramza, Rama Lama Dingdong, Darth Gaydar.
An exthpert on Japanethe, Thwordth, Mythologye, Roll Playing Gameth, and Lithping.
Special Powers: Ejaculates pussy repellent. Makes his own assless chaps.
Vagina Drying Ability: +30
Attention Whore Level: 6
Group Affiliations: National Swordhunters Association, The Bitter Spinsters

Lovecrafthp
The highly degreed P1 psychologist.
Love divides her time between taking her own myriad psychological disorders and transferring them onto others, obsessing on Void, and desperately searching for a cock that wont cut its own head off just to get away from her.
Poor Love has been cheated on by every man she has ever been with, married to, looked at, thought about, or brushed up against in a crowded stadium.
Special Powers: Is comprised entirely of pure Stupid.
Penis Shrinking Ability: +23
Attention Whore Level: She goes to 11
Group Affiliations: The Brain Stumps, Cum Curdling Crones, International Brotherhood of Morons, The Fatal Attraction Fan Club

Liadan
Vice President of The Democratic Peoples Republic of Thorgy.
Lia holds a powerful position as an administrator of the Official State Newspaper, BURP. Lia uses her power wisely... To keep a watchful eye out for thought infractions amongst the Party Members, and to complain about her weight problems on the forum where she receive copious *huggles*
And damn it, it's all about the *huggles* isn't it?
Special Powers: Blinking. Insecurity. Never questions authority.
Penis Shrinking Ability: +11
Attention Whore Level: 6
Group Affiliations: Weight Watchers, Granis Worshippers Intl, Feffercunts In Training

mdunkley
Lia's official bitch.
It's a full time job for ol' Matt keeping Lia distracted enough for him to cheat on her.
His duties include denial of infidelity, trying to get a hard on and failing miserably, and keeping Lia's vagina free from nits and rodentia.
Special Powers: Can control his gag reflex long enough to get in and out of Lia.
Vagina Drying Ability: +12
Attention Whore Level: 3
Group Affiliations: Liars Anonymous, Granis Worshippers Intl, Limp Dicked Losers Australian Chapter.