Ramza
AKA Fag-o-Ramza, Rama Lama Dingdong, Darth Gaydar.
An exthpert on Japanethe, Thwordth, Mythologye, Roll Playing Gameth, and Lithping.
Special Powers: Ejaculates pussy repellent. Makes his own assless chaps.
Vagina Drying Ability: +30
Attention Whore Level: 6
Group Affiliations: National Swordhunters Association, The Bitter Spinsters
Lovecrafthp
The highly degreed P1 psychologist.
Love divides her time between taking her own myriad psychological disorders and transferring them onto others, obsessing on Void, and desperately searching for a cock that wont cut its own head off just to get away from her.
Poor Love has been cheated on by every man she has ever been with, married to, looked at, thought about, or brushed up against in a crowded stadium.
Special Powers: Is comprised entirely of pure Stupid.
Penis Shrinking Ability: +23
Attention Whore Level: She goes to 11
Group Affiliations: The Brain Stumps, Cum Curdling Crones, International Brotherhood of Morons, The Fatal Attraction Fan Club
Liadan
Vice President of The Democratic Peoples Republic of Thorgy.
Lia holds a powerful position as an administrator of the Official State Newspaper, BURP. Lia uses her power wisely... To keep a watchful eye out for thought infractions amongst the Party Members, and to complain about her weight problems on the forum where she receive copious *huggles*
And damn it, it's all about the *huggles* isn't it?
Special Powers: Blinking. Insecurity. Never questions authority.
Penis Shrinking Ability: +11
Attention Whore Level: 6
Group Affiliations: Weight Watchers, Granis Worshippers Intl, Feffercunts In Training
mdunkley
Lia's official bitch.
It's a full time job for ol' Matt keeping Lia distracted enough for him to cheat on her.
His duties include denial of infidelity, trying to get a hard on and failing miserably, and keeping Lia's vagina free from nits and rodentia.
Special Powers: Can control his gag reflex long enough to get in and out of Lia.
Vagina Drying Ability: +12
Attention Whore Level: 3
Group Affiliations: Liars Anonymous, Granis Worshippers Intl, Limp Dicked Losers Australian Chapter.
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4 comments:
ROFLMAO
Idiots labelling idiots. How charming, how trite, how droll. This is what happens when you feed a troll.
I bet that there's a planet somewhere, in some far off distant galaxy, where that rhyme thing would be funny. Obviously, the human sense of humor has not evolved to such a level as of yet. You, sir, are ahead of your time.
yes dammit! it IS all about the huggles.and the snugglefux and the lixxxxx and tying bows on each other!
Didn't you get the memo?
S
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