Scrapings

Saturday, 27 October 2007
OK, let's spell it out for you...........(aye, bee, see...
(He only knows about 1/3 of the alphabet, so he has access to very few words. Lets watch him struggle...)
Your Socks are going to tell you what good work you are doing, even when you look like a jerk.
(Socks will lie, but pantyhose always tell the truth)
You sell lies and call it truth, just as Bitch does. You think no one knows.(I give all my lies away for free. I am generous like that) You start believing your own propaganda, like Bitch. You think no one notices.
( I prefer to call it agitprop)
All of P1 is on to you, and you don't even know it.
(ALL of P1! Even me! I am on to me!)
Keep on making me laugh with these feeble attempts, thrashing around like the skewered cow you are. I'll just keep tightening the noose, and let you hang yourself. You're doing a great job.
(Ahh, my neck just popped. That felt good)
Good work.
(Thanks!)
You've only got one more step to take, and you will be as unbalanced as Bitch. Have you started saying it is all for lulz yet? And that it is just satire??
(Satire? No. Mockery? God, yes.)
Hahahahaha Deluded, like Bitch...........

Posted by an_ex_regtard_from_p1 at 27.10.07 0 comments


Thursday, 25 October 2007

Keep on spreading my fame, Miss.Asscow

......... You are killing two birds with one stone.

First, you are immortalizing me.
(Yes, because of me you shall live in the annals, I mean anals of history. You will like it there. It's warm and brown, and there are offerings of sweet sweet corn)
Second, you are showing all but your own Socktards how truly retarded you are.
(I have been promoted from "socktard" to socktard leader, y'all! Drinks are on me!)
Sweet.
(Like sugar frosted candy)
Like Bitch, you STILL don't get that only your "inner circle" applaud. Everyone else stays quiet and giggles behind your back. You know, like the way you talk about Bitch? (Please be respectful and refer to him by his proper title: Master Pertwee of Nigger Pickin' Cotton Plantation, and Gee, My Penis Smells Terrific Estate)
So, play the game my way, or keep ranting ineffectively, as you always do. It's fucking hilarious either way.
(EL OH EL)

Ode to Cunthia E