Monday, October 29, 2007

Scrapings

Saturday, 27 October 2007
OK, let's spell it out for you...........(aye, bee, see...
(He only knows about 1/3 of the alphabet, so he has access to very few words. Lets watch him struggle...)
Your Socks are going to tell you what good work you are doing, even when you look like a jerk.
(Socks will lie, but pantyhose always tell the truth)
You sell lies and call it truth, just as Bitch does. You think no one knows.(I give all my lies away for free. I am generous like that) You start believing your own propaganda, like Bitch. You think no one notices.
( I prefer to call it agitprop)
All of P1 is on to you, and you don't even know it.
(ALL of P1! Even me! I am on to me!)
Keep on making me laugh with these feeble attempts, thrashing around like the skewered cow you are. I'll just keep tightening the noose, and let you hang yourself. You're doing a great job.
(Ahh, my neck just popped. That felt good)
Good work.
(Thanks!)
You've only got one more step to take, and you will be as unbalanced as Bitch. Have you started saying it is all for lulz yet? And that it is just satire??
(Satire? No. Mockery? God, yes.)
Hahahahaha Deluded, like Bitch...........

Posted by an_ex_regtard_from_p1 at 27.10.07 0 comments


Thursday, 25 October 2007

Keep on spreading my fame, Miss.Asscow

......... You are killing two birds with one stone.

First, you are immortalizing me.
(Yes, because of me you shall live in the annals, I mean anals of history. You will like it there. It's warm and brown, and there are offerings of sweet sweet corn)
Second, you are showing all but your own Socktards how truly retarded you are.
(I have been promoted from "socktard" to socktard leader, y'all! Drinks are on me!)
Sweet.
(Like sugar frosted candy)
Like Bitch, you STILL don't get that only your "inner circle" applaud. Everyone else stays quiet and giggles behind your back. You know, like the way you talk about Bitch? (Please be respectful and refer to him by his proper title: Master Pertwee of Nigger Pickin' Cotton Plantation, and Gee, My Penis Smells Terrific Estate)
So, play the game my way, or keep ranting ineffectively, as you always do. It's fucking hilarious either way.
(EL OH EL)

Ode to Cunthia E



Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Tard Roundup


sweetheart_sharee: im a retired cam bitch
sweetheart_sharee: I know why I dun get on cam no more
sweetheart_sharee: People record my cam
sweetheart_sharee: post shit on websites
sweetheart_sharee: I gave up
(For those of you that escaped the holocaust of
screencaps... http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Sharee Lest we forget.)
sweetheart_sharee: but fuck I look good
sweetheart_sharee: hairs wet still
(It was shortly after this point, and I am not kidding, SHE GOT ON CAM)
sweetheart_sharee: getting damn long
sweetheart_sharee:my boobs are huge
(a five year old boy born without a torso has bigger boobs than you)
sweetheart_sharee: Now im horny.
(dildos the world over just committed seppuku)
sweetheart_sharee: I taste to sweet for you to try :P ozzie gets that pleasure
(No wonder Ozzy is unintelligible. He cut his fucking tongue out)
sweetheart_sharee: <:-P lucky ozzie is gonna get pussy tonight
(Sharee, have some class and please refer to your daughters vagina by its correct anatomical term, "Bleeding Kitten")

(Say, Taht, how's the kids!)
tahtsulittledragon: i moved to Michigan with Panic
(And away from her four children)
tahtsulittledragon: i love it here
(Not as much as your kids love being on welfare, and under state supervision)
tahtsulittledragon: although i miss the no seatbelt law that i had in NH and i miss the cheap cigarettes lol
(Well, at least you miss the important things in life, like lax seat belt laws and cheap smokes)
tahtsulittledragon: it would be nice if everyone could just fucking be nice to everyone else for once. . . . instead of being assholes all the damn
time
(You know what REALLY would be nice? If your kids were more important than seat belt laws, cheap tobacco, one-eyed P1 penis)
tahtsulittledragon: that's really funny coming from
someone who wanted to cam with me while gypsy was away raven =))
(Um, you did cam with him remember? You finger fucked your blowhole while your NUDE child sat on the couch in the background)
tahtsulittledragon: abnormal depends on what
someone thinks of as normal. . . . .
(...)

SCRAPINGS

........... where I laugh about the fucking hilarious attempt by a socially inept moron to be humorous and make even the lamest of P1 chatters, and there are many of those, realize that she HAS to quote me, for without me, she is nothing.
(I thought you weren't going to acknowledge me, and never post again, Alistair. I yank, you move!)
Fuck it. I did it again. She's nothing whatever.
(Darling, please, can't you think of ANYTHING else to write about other than me, me, ME? YAY ME! I realize I am fascinating, but show some creativity and imagination! Perhaps you can apply for a grant for some.)
Sweet, thanks for spreading my word further. Keep it up.
(Aww, don't be so hard on yourself, you have more than one word in your limited vocabulary. Lessee... There's "bitch" "sock" "socktard" "sockpuppet" "fuckwit "fucktard" Admittedly not as varied or creative as Dearlight, but if you endeavor to persevere, perhaps one day you may meet or surpass her, FUCKP IMP!)


Ode to Cunthia E


Thursday, October 11, 2007

COME ONE, COME ALL!

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Cut to the head of the line in
The To Be Euthanized Line
OR!
The Retroacative Abortion Line
Come on down to Crazy Nero's Fire Sale located right off the Appian way on the corners of Romulus Ave. and Remus St. In beautiful downtown New Rome!
Come join us for all the fun Sunday Sunday SUNDAY!

Got an old crone that refuses to die with dignity?
Come to Crazy Nero's where you can set her out on an ice floe, OR! up in a tree rack for the buzzards!
Push, pull, drive or drag that old bitch in, and get your free line pass!
Don't let your unemployable loved one with the annoying voice just set there!
Bring them in and strap them to the "picnic table" where their throats will be exposed to starving dogs, and get a line pass for you!
We will also have games of New Roman roulette! What's that you ask? Well, unlike the cheap Russian version, in New Roman roulette, EVERY CHAMBER HAS A BULLET!
We spare no expense here in New Rome!

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Free hot dogs and kool-aid for the kids!

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Scrapings


We here at Social Engineering Enterprises®, Reactions & Results Division, would like to give ourselves a hearty "Atta Boy" for a job well done!
"We yank, you move."

p1_messiah (03.35:12) raven is the best social engineer i know

Fucking right I am. P1 is mine now, new sandbox rules. And under the new sandbox rules, Bitch is out too.

Ode to Cunthia E

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

IRONY! GIT YER FRESH, HOT IRONY HERE!

Quite frequently, ad nauseum at times, we hear criticisms of "hate sites" and how the critics are so above them.
"I don't read them"
"I can't be bothered"
"I fuck strangers in truck stops, leave my children for low quality cock, consider Harry Potter high literature, practice a religion born in prisons, run a forum for the feeble minded, am on a holy quest to kill my mind and liver with alcohol and drugs, HUGGLEFUCK ME! I AM AN ADULT, DAMN IT, WHY DONT U GROW THE FUCK UP AND GET A LIFE LIKE ME!"
Oh, yes. And the Great Lie...
"I DON'T CARE"

Deb, Lia, Drum, Paw, Emma, Ren, Granis, Alastair, et al...
Your words belie your actions.
Your multiple daily visits, your "anonymous" comments say otherwise, do they not?
They are the actions of those who care deeply.
You thought the other hate site was just so...
"ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!"
Well, that's what your comments said, anyway.
It seems when a mirror is held up, you dance like a chicken on a hotplate, and it isn't so-
"ROTFLMMFAO!!!!"
Is it.
Where is your sense of humor about yourselves?
Do you know yourself to even have a sense of humor about it?
Am I being too rhetorical? :(
I mean, the poor exregtardfromP1 (Alastair) was so appalled at the notion of being exposed and ridiculed, he actually had to stop posting, and the majority of you fled P1 like a heard of wildebeest with their assholes on fire!
That's just so...Delicious? Titillating? Hilarious?
Yes.
All of the above, and more!

In closing I would like to say, please enjoy our garden path, it's beautiful, isn't it!
Thanks for caring.
ROTFLMMFAO!!!!

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Wolf In The Henhouse

Special Agent Raven recently ventured into the far reaches of Granistan to hunt down their King for some good old fashioned bitchslappery.
What follows is unedited text from their confrontation.

God bless our brave men and women who risk their lives and cross enemy lines to infiltrate the Nannystate.
VIVA LA REVOLUCION, MOTHAFUCKAS!


gisbourne: MUAH
gisbourne: love me yet?
gisbourne: every day..more names...more IPs
asatru_thorsman: You act as though I'm supposed to be impressed.
asatru_thorsman: I'm not.
gisbourne: maybe not impressed
gisbourne: but obviously paranoid
asatru_thorsman: Nope, not even paranoid
gisbourne: with crow being the P1 sentinel
gisbourne: and DDP
gisbourne: tsk tsk grant
gisbourne: how juvenile
asatru_thorsman: Just sad that you'd be so petty and pathetic to obsess
like this
asatru_thorsman: How juvenile of you to pull the stunt in the first
instance
gisbourne: hey, I didnt run away
asatru_thorsman: Don't even think to call ME juvenile
asatru_thorsman: Nor did I
asatru_thorsman: I still come into P1
asatru_thorsman: You're basically just pulling petty tricks
gisbourne: "Isnt iggy a wonderful feature fefferbutt?"
gisbourne: please
asatru_thorsman: as usual
gisbourne: mr sellout
asatru_thorsman: I received a tip you were causing trouble
asatru_thorsman: and I acted on it
asatru_thorsman: your tough luck that I found you out
gisbourne: so how is being a former American?
gisbourne: oh please...took you long enough
asatru_thorsman: Cut with the ad hominem crap and stick to the subject
asatru_thorsman: Why so petty?
asatru_thorsman: Why so obsessed?
asatru_thorsman: Hmmm?
gisbourne: and guess what....you wont be able to anymore
asatru_thorsman: Do you not have a life?
asatru_thorsman: Oh shut it
gisbourne: how was I causing trouble?
asatru_thorsman: You're only mad because I found you out
gisbourne: look at the logs...I was civil to a fault
asatru_thorsman: Um, copying Paltalk conversations into Yahoo for one
thing
asatru_thorsman: Sorry, you're not going to wriggle your way out of
this
asatru_thorsman: or threaten me
asatru_thorsman: or pull any crap
gisbourne: or are you talking about the comments I made in P1?
gisbourne: the comments that your lapdogs relay to you
gisbourne: do you give them cookies?
asatru_thorsman: All this stems from you pulling the crap you pull
gisbourne: no sir
asatru_thorsman: Grow up
asatru_thorsman: Yes
asatru_thorsman: it does
asatru_thorsman: Grow up
gisbourne: this stems from your wife and her accidental admissions
asatru_thorsman: I'm through discussing this with your sorry ass
gisbourne: during her spat with dani
asatru_thorsman: No admissions at all
gisbourne: she lied to me
gisbourne: and to others
asatru_thorsman: You'll just twist her words any way you see fit, won't
you?
asatru_thorsman: You'll just obsess over them for eons
asatru_thorsman: Your loss, not mine
asatru_thorsman: We've long forgotten about that old hat
asatru_thorsman: You haven't
asatru_thorsman: It still eats at you
asatru_thorsman: your problem, not mine
gisbourne: you will backstab anyone that might expose the both of you
as the manipulative psychopaths that you are
gisbourne: of course you have forgotten
asatru_thorsman: Stop pulling your manipulative tricks, and just stop
the crap
asatru_thorsman: Get a life
asatru_thorsman: Grow up
gisbourne: you refuse to take any responsibility
asatru_thorsman: And find something to do
gisbourne: just turn your back
asatru_thorsman: Oh, projection on your part
asatru_thorsman: You refuse to take any responsibility for your
silliness
gisbourne: grant..you sold out your country..and now you are becoming
so typically english
asatru_thorsman: You're obsessing
asatru_thorsman: Your ad hominems mean nothing
gisbourne: I never make excuses
asatru_thorsman: Shall we stick to the topic at hand?
gisbourne: nor do I need to
asatru_thorsman: You ALWAYS do
asatru_thorsman: You're doing it now
gisbourne: never
gisbourne: name one
gisbourne: I am a straight shooter
asatru_thorsman: Saying Janis and I are somehow "evil"
gisbourne: all I did was say I had a section in BURP...your fucking
wife freaked out and mistakenly accused me of selling out
asatru_thorsman: Name one time when you haven't obsessed over "the
granis"
gisbourne: then she realized she spoke out of turn
asatru_thorsman: Oh she didn't and you know it
gisbourne: when in fact it was the truth
asatru_thorsman: She asked a question
asatru_thorsman: She didn't accuse you of jack
gisbourne: then got all asschapped because I wouldnt hear her apology
on HER TIMELINE
asatru_thorsman: You got defensive because of YOUR OWN PARANOIA
gisbourne: how fucking arrogant
asatru_thorsman: Oh bullshit Raven
asatru_thorsman: Why are you bringing up this silly drama where you've
been proven wrong time and again?
gisbourne: grant..I expect you to stick up for Janis
asatru_thorsman: must you be right?
asatru_thorsman: Must you always win?
asatru_thorsman: It's not just sticking up for Janis
gisbourne: I've never EVER been proven wrong
asatru_thorsman: It's the truth
asatru_thorsman: Seriously
gisbourne: I am smarter than you grant
asatru_thorsman: All you're doing is the same old obsessive mudslinging
asatru_thorsman: Can you give your childishness a rest already?
asatru_thorsman: No you're not
asatru_thorsman: You're far dumber
gisbourne: you thought you had me with the Wild Oats comment
gisbourne: google it mate
gisbourne: main st...KC, MO
gisbourne: nice try grant
asatru_thorsman: You're not smart enough to move on from what happened
ages ago
gisbourne: I'm dumb?
gisbourne: ok
asatru_thorsman: You're still obsessing
asatru_thorsman: like an idiot
asatru_thorsman: Move on
asatru_thorsman: Yes, you're dumb
asatru_thorsman: Quite simple really
asatru_thorsman: I know you're relaying this to your crowd anyway
gisbourne: when did I decide to live out some British fantasy..then use
a co-dependant woman to marry for no other reason than to make
immigration easy?
gisbourne: when did I do that grant?
gisbourne: explain to me how I am "dumb"
asatru_thorsman: When you started to make assumptions, that's when
asatru_thorsman: Your "truth" is riddled with assumptions
gisbourne: and that reflects on intelligence?
asatru_thorsman: all bullshit just to pander to the gossip crowd
gisbourne: how is that grant?
asatru_thorsman: Assumptions do reflect on intelligence, or lack
thereof
asatru_thorsman: Sorry Scott, your assumptions just hold water
asatru_thorsman: don't hold water that is
gisbourne: ok..if I am so wrong..then why did your wife make a big
fucking overture to apologize?
gisbourne: explain that grant
asatru_thorsman: She didn't actually
gisbourne: oh..she never made an attempt to apologize
asatru_thorsman: And you have a big bone to pick because you don't want
to admit that perhaps you may have been wrong
gisbourne: you are fucking sociopathic
gisbourne: or she is just lying to you
asatru_thorsman: Your ad hominems don't help your case
gisbourne: you both lie to your loyal followers
asatru_thorsman: I saw the transcripts...they don't lie
asatru_thorsman: And more of your propaganda
gisbourne: saxy will believe anything...as will the rest of them
asatru_thorsman: Damn, you're this obsessed, aren't you?
asatru_thorsman: More like your gossip crowd will believe anything
gisbourne: with the truth...yes grant
gisbourne: you are both social engineers
asatru_thorsman: You wouldn't know the truth if it bit you in the ass
=))
gisbourne: spreading lies to keep your flock in check
gisbourne: how fucking pathetic
gisbourne: sell out
asatru_thorsman: Social engineers? Ha! And you say WE'RE paranoid
asatru_thorsman: And you're projecting your own faults onto me
asatru_thorsman: That's rich
gisbourne: hardly
asatru_thorsman: Seriously dude, get a life and stop obsessing
gisbourne: I didnt run away from my nationality
gisbourne: sell out
asatru_thorsman: We were done with you when you showed what kind of
petty creature you could be
gisbourne: pretend brit
gisbourne: how impressive
gisbourne: they all laugh behind your back grant
gisbourne: yank wants to be brit
gisbourne: how sad
asatru_thorsman: And that's supposed to shame me? You calling me a
"traitor" for living in another country?
gisbourne: but then both of you are trapped in fantasy worlds
asatru_thorsman: Seriously, you are not only stupid but deluded as well
asatru_thorsman: Nope#
asatru_thorsman: We see reality quite clearly
gisbourne: grant..I can outthink you in my sleep
asatru_thorsman: And the reality is that you're sick in the head
asatru_thorsman: Then why aren't you Scott?
asatru_thorsman: It's quite simple: you can't.
gisbourne: I am leading you down my own personal garden path..and you
are following like a good lamb
gisbourne: and I am stupid
gisbourne: puhhhleeeze
asatru_thorsman: What garden path?
gisbourne: this convo
gisbourne: you cant stop
asatru_thorsman: Please, you're not that important
asatru_thorsman: I just did
gisbourne: apparently I am...I have your time
gisbourne: again...I began this...and I ended it
gisbourne: grant..you know I'm right
gisbourne: go tend your chickens
gisbourne: I WILL be back

Monday, October 1, 2007

Interview With A Viking

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