Hi kids!
Know what time it is?
No, not Howdy Doody Time, sillies.
It's lesson time!
Today's lecture will be on stupid people.
We have three kinds.
The rarest form, those who know they're stupid, admit it, laugh about it, and are happy in their lot.
We have those that are completely oblivious to their own stupidity, because they're just to dumb to even know that.
And...
We have the third most amusing sub-species of the Homo erectus stupidicus...
Those who are SO stupid, they think they're smart.
Now, let me just say in the interest of disclosure, this site has a clever little thing on it called a ''site tracker''
Mr. Site Tracker tells us all sorts of nifty things. For instance, that this cute little infant site gets over 100 visitors a day.
It also tells from whence the visitors came, their IP's, geographical location, time, and all sorts of useful information.
Are you still with me, kids?
Good!
This site was started with one very specific purpose in mind, besides our own amusement. To catch the one who is so stupid, he thinks he is smart.
Mission accomplished!
Here we present the IP and location of the exregtardfromP1...
Location: United Kingdom [City: Luton, England]
90.196.61.9
This site was up for less than two days before you fell headlong into it, Ally.
Not very... smart of you. :)
Now, we fully realize you little people need belief.
YOU NEED TO BELIEVE
He was your messiah. And like all messianics, they cannot be dissuaded form what they think is their salvation and what will bring them eternal reward.
So, we will not try.
Believe it was Raven. Believe what was said about Anthropic and Dani and Cindy.
BELIEVE, SINNAHS!
We know how desperately you need to.
After all, belief is all you have. :)
So, with our mission fulfilled in spectacular fashion, we will continue on with with amusing ourselves here.
Mocking you. Satirizing you.
And please. Now that you know we know over 100 of you a day come here, feel free to comment.
You're safe now.
:)
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Wait, so who is it then? Is it thor or morgy? Who else lives in england?
It is temphioth. Alastair.
Ohhhh. Funny, I'd always thought that he was better with his words than that. I wonder what happened to make him so bitchy.
Well, he had to dumb it down for his target audience. Polysyllabic words tend to make the monkeys mad.
They were told what they wanted to be told, and they didn't and don't care who tells them. The starving will eat anything.
Silly gluttons.
Well it shows that people will stop at nothing just to make themselves better then others and you both take the cake
ouch, that was scathing
It's a hate site palooza this year.
-S
no it's people that have nothing better to do and they show how pathetic they really are
It doesn't matter where the IP says its from. Cheap 20$ IP maskers can broadcast your IP from one of like 20 countries. In fact, that is exactly what Ex_Reg is doing , and that is why he chose England as the country of origin, since so many P1ers come from there, it could be blamed on a lot of people. It's not Raven, just some douche bag that wanted Chaos.
The Fucking End.
lol x a million.
-Alastair.
xoxoxoxoxo
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