Douchebag Chronicles was honored to be invited to the Paw and Drummy compound to interview P1's Elder Statesman and Linguistic Laureate, Lighteningpaw, and his equally lettered wife, Drummy.
DC: Paw, we know that you have been raising children for 30 years now, tell us your philosophy on rearing our future.
Paw:kids dotn ned to be in a chat room they need more home work
DC: Right, yes. Now what about children and religion. Do you approve?
Paw: by law some one gives your kid a bible and you don't agree you can have them arested and jaild
DC: Drummy, we understand you have recently received your doctorate in Chat Psychiatry. Pardon my disrespect, I mean Dr. Drummy. Please, lend us your insights.
Dr. Drummy: anti social behavior mixed with a false sense of superier and god like feelings breeds a crimanal schitzophrenic tendancies
DC: So, in your learned estimation you think that those who are superior to others is a harmful thing?
Dr. Drummy: i think that a persons disillusion of superiority can be damageing
DC: Paw, we understand Dr. Drummy may be pregnant. Are congratulations in order?
Paw: she ant pregnat she a hipperconderact
DC: Response, Doctor?
Dr. Drummy: im a crone i feel it in my bones
Paw: smilling_prince hey ass hole all ways im a women with 36m usa fuck tard????????
( It was at this point that Dr. Drummy abruptly halted our interview, as Paw apparently suffered some sort of siezure.)
We would like to thank Paw and Drum for grunting out such golden logs of unedited chat shit.
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7 comments:
when did Lighteningpaw, and Drummy get married?
I see you have no problem with hypocrisy. Seeing as you just asked Surry to kill herself several times, and now you beatify CC's deceased wife, who you never gave a shit about before her death.
We have all heard the ever popular chat speak of "make the cut the long way" blah blah blah...
But what you did was way over the top.
You would be guilty of the exact same thing as CC, should Surry decide to do the deed.
No doubt, you come up with someone else to blame.
Now before you pat yourselves on the back for getting under someone's skin, I don't really care what you do, and I have no emotions on the matter.
So, please, continue to show us the sociopaths we all know you are, and continue to laugh behind your back.
You are the biggest joke of all.
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Wow, let's all be really brave and cool and post how much we don't care about the site we're posting on from behind anonymous. Way to show your true colors Grant. Yes we know it's you. Morgy can't be far behind either. Fucking retards, you should probably go ahead and dry hump eachothers legs now, then pass out and have a stroke.
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