Quite frequently, ad nauseum at times, we hear criticisms of "hate sites" and how the critics are so above them.
"I don't read them"
"I can't be bothered"
"I fuck strangers in truck stops, leave my children for low quality cock, consider Harry Potter high literature, practice a religion born in prisons, run a forum for the feeble minded, am on a holy quest to kill my mind and liver with alcohol and drugs, HUGGLEFUCK ME! I AM AN ADULT, DAMN IT, WHY DONT U GROW THE FUCK UP AND GET A LIFE LIKE ME!"
Oh, yes. And the Great Lie...
"I DON'T CARE"
Deb, Lia, Drum, Paw, Emma, Ren, Granis, Alastair, et al...
Your words belie your actions.
Your multiple daily visits, your "anonymous" comments say otherwise, do they not?
They are the actions of those who care deeply.
You thought the other hate site was just so...
"ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!"
Well, that's what your comments said, anyway.
It seems when a mirror is held up, you dance like a chicken on a hotplate, and it isn't so-
"ROTFLMMFAO!!!!"
Is it.
Where is your sense of humor about yourselves?
Do you know yourself to even have a sense of humor about it?
Am I being too rhetorical? :(
I mean, the poor exregtardfromP1 (Alastair) was so appalled at the notion of being exposed and ridiculed, he actually had to stop posting, and the majority of you fled P1 like a heard of wildebeest with their assholes on fire!
That's just so...Delicious? Titillating? Hilarious?
Yes.
All of the above, and more!
In closing I would like to say, please enjoy our garden path, it's beautiful, isn't it!
Thanks for caring.
ROTFLMMFAO!!!!
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ROTFLMMFAO!!!!
I can actually hear their aneurysms!
The legions of Borg are assembling!
All lined up in neat, orderly rows, in their identical uniforms. Brown shirts of course.
All sharing the very same opinion, never deviating form the approved literature.
Stepford Chatters!
New Rome MindWar Center - InterCommunication Message: "The house of Pawbarer and Drumbitch is burning in the rotting, collapsing Socialist village of P1 . . .
This two Born units have officially had their circuits fried, and now dismantling is reading . . .
A(gent) Q(uiz), Supreme Executor and Founder of the MindWar Center for the Advancement of New Rome in P1 made tremendous progress today . . .
Drumbitch totally lost it . . . MindWar, especially seeing the word "MindWar," totally threw her into a state of Hyped-ho-blow-ass-tic Shawk . . . She went on a "rave" about Magistra Holly on microphone . . .
Drumbitch: "Holly betrayed . . . I originally liked Holly . . . Holly's a backstabber . . . She has no life . . . I never did anything to her . . . Holly's a sociopath . . . Holly's a psychopath . . . New Rome sucks . . . Look at me whine . . . I'm freaking out . . . I'm allowing MindWar to work against me . . . I'm such an idiot . . . I'm a loser . . . I've lost . . . Holly has been me . . . A. Q. has won . . . NEW ROME SURE BEATS US! Hail MindWar, Hail New Rome!" Shouted Drumbitch as she admitted defeat and rose the white flag of Paw's shit-stained underwear . . .
Drumbitch later lost her voice in chat after hours of ranting about New Rome and how it has beaten her and how she's a loser and how she spoons shit out of Paw's ass into her own ass. She sounded terrible, she literally had no voice left by the time I got done forcing her to scrambler her own brains simply by suggesting so . . .
Paw was admitted to the doctor during this time to receive pain killers, after having a hemroid attack against me, them, all that's grand, and the Chronciles . . .
When Paw returned from the doctor he blew an obnoxious rant against his persecuters like you wouldn't believe.
SITUATION CRITICAL, THEY'RE BURNING, TAKING ADVANTAGE, THEY'RE FED UP WITH THIS SHIT, THEY'VE LOST, WE GOT THE, TWO BIRDS DOWN, MAN DOWN, WE WON, THEY LOST!
- End Transmission -
BORN BORB BORG ME MINDWAR SUBLIMINAL TYPO MINDWAR WON MINDWAR WON BORN BORN BORG BORN DIFFERENTIATE KEY KEY MINDWAR WON NEW ROME MIND WAR ROME KEY MINDWARD BRAIN WASH YOUR BRAIN EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL NEW ROME KID NEW ROME KID EVIL CUNTY HOLLY NEW ROME WASH YOUR BRAIN EQUALS BORN BORN BRAIN BEEN BEAT BEAT BEEN RAVEN BEEN BORN BEAT BREAK CODE DECODE LOST WIN BRAIN BOOM BING BONG WENDIGO MINDWAR CENTER WAR MIND MIND WAR READ THIS LOSER MIND WAR WAR MIND WAR MIND WIN WIN WIN MIND WAR WIN WIN WIN MIND WAR WIN WIN MIND WAR WIND WHEN NOW SUBLIMINAL MIND WAR SUBLIMAL HITER MUSSOLINI MIND WAR JESUS CHRIST MEMORY EMBED ENGRAM SCIENTOLOGY PAW PAW PAW EMMA WON WIN LOST WIN WIN MIND WAR READ DRUMMY SURRY
+ end transmission +
+TRANSMISSION RECEIVED+
*ENCRYPTION ACTIVATED*
FEMALE PERCUSSION MINDLESS MAO MAO MAO MAO I WANT CHICKEN I WANT LIVER I WANT TUNA PLEASE DELIVER THE AARDVARK IS IN THE WEEVIL
REPEAT
THE AARDVARK IS IN THE WEEVIL
NIXON HAS INVADED THE ANUS AGNEW IS IN THE FALLOPIAN TUBE
KISSING KISSINGER KISSES CHYSANTHEMUMS??????????????????
BUNKER BUNKER POP POP POP PAW PAW EATING BEEF COW SPEW VIRUS BORK BORGS BABIES ON THE SEASHORE
+TRANSMISSION ENDED+
Wait, Alastair? No way. Alastair is way more creative than that.
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