Thursday, October 4, 2007

Wolf In The Henhouse

Special Agent Raven recently ventured into the far reaches of Granistan to hunt down their King for some good old fashioned bitchslappery.
What follows is unedited text from their confrontation.

God bless our brave men and women who risk their lives and cross enemy lines to infiltrate the Nannystate.
VIVA LA REVOLUCION, MOTHAFUCKAS!


gisbourne: MUAH
gisbourne: love me yet?
gisbourne: every day..more names...more IPs
asatru_thorsman: You act as though I'm supposed to be impressed.
asatru_thorsman: I'm not.
gisbourne: maybe not impressed
gisbourne: but obviously paranoid
asatru_thorsman: Nope, not even paranoid
gisbourne: with crow being the P1 sentinel
gisbourne: and DDP
gisbourne: tsk tsk grant
gisbourne: how juvenile
asatru_thorsman: Just sad that you'd be so petty and pathetic to obsess
like this
asatru_thorsman: How juvenile of you to pull the stunt in the first
instance
gisbourne: hey, I didnt run away
asatru_thorsman: Don't even think to call ME juvenile
asatru_thorsman: Nor did I
asatru_thorsman: I still come into P1
asatru_thorsman: You're basically just pulling petty tricks
gisbourne: "Isnt iggy a wonderful feature fefferbutt?"
gisbourne: please
asatru_thorsman: as usual
gisbourne: mr sellout
asatru_thorsman: I received a tip you were causing trouble
asatru_thorsman: and I acted on it
asatru_thorsman: your tough luck that I found you out
gisbourne: so how is being a former American?
gisbourne: oh please...took you long enough
asatru_thorsman: Cut with the ad hominem crap and stick to the subject
asatru_thorsman: Why so petty?
asatru_thorsman: Why so obsessed?
asatru_thorsman: Hmmm?
gisbourne: and guess what....you wont be able to anymore
asatru_thorsman: Do you not have a life?
asatru_thorsman: Oh shut it
gisbourne: how was I causing trouble?
asatru_thorsman: You're only mad because I found you out
gisbourne: look at the logs...I was civil to a fault
asatru_thorsman: Um, copying Paltalk conversations into Yahoo for one
thing
asatru_thorsman: Sorry, you're not going to wriggle your way out of
this
asatru_thorsman: or threaten me
asatru_thorsman: or pull any crap
gisbourne: or are you talking about the comments I made in P1?
gisbourne: the comments that your lapdogs relay to you
gisbourne: do you give them cookies?
asatru_thorsman: All this stems from you pulling the crap you pull
gisbourne: no sir
asatru_thorsman: Grow up
asatru_thorsman: Yes
asatru_thorsman: it does
asatru_thorsman: Grow up
gisbourne: this stems from your wife and her accidental admissions
asatru_thorsman: I'm through discussing this with your sorry ass
gisbourne: during her spat with dani
asatru_thorsman: No admissions at all
gisbourne: she lied to me
gisbourne: and to others
asatru_thorsman: You'll just twist her words any way you see fit, won't
you?
asatru_thorsman: You'll just obsess over them for eons
asatru_thorsman: Your loss, not mine
asatru_thorsman: We've long forgotten about that old hat
asatru_thorsman: You haven't
asatru_thorsman: It still eats at you
asatru_thorsman: your problem, not mine
gisbourne: you will backstab anyone that might expose the both of you
as the manipulative psychopaths that you are
gisbourne: of course you have forgotten
asatru_thorsman: Stop pulling your manipulative tricks, and just stop
the crap
asatru_thorsman: Get a life
asatru_thorsman: Grow up
gisbourne: you refuse to take any responsibility
asatru_thorsman: And find something to do
gisbourne: just turn your back
asatru_thorsman: Oh, projection on your part
asatru_thorsman: You refuse to take any responsibility for your
silliness
gisbourne: grant..you sold out your country..and now you are becoming
so typically english
asatru_thorsman: You're obsessing
asatru_thorsman: Your ad hominems mean nothing
gisbourne: I never make excuses
asatru_thorsman: Shall we stick to the topic at hand?
gisbourne: nor do I need to
asatru_thorsman: You ALWAYS do
asatru_thorsman: You're doing it now
gisbourne: never
gisbourne: name one
gisbourne: I am a straight shooter
asatru_thorsman: Saying Janis and I are somehow "evil"
gisbourne: all I did was say I had a section in BURP...your fucking
wife freaked out and mistakenly accused me of selling out
asatru_thorsman: Name one time when you haven't obsessed over "the
granis"
gisbourne: then she realized she spoke out of turn
asatru_thorsman: Oh she didn't and you know it
gisbourne: when in fact it was the truth
asatru_thorsman: She asked a question
asatru_thorsman: She didn't accuse you of jack
gisbourne: then got all asschapped because I wouldnt hear her apology
on HER TIMELINE
asatru_thorsman: You got defensive because of YOUR OWN PARANOIA
gisbourne: how fucking arrogant
asatru_thorsman: Oh bullshit Raven
asatru_thorsman: Why are you bringing up this silly drama where you've
been proven wrong time and again?
gisbourne: grant..I expect you to stick up for Janis
asatru_thorsman: must you be right?
asatru_thorsman: Must you always win?
asatru_thorsman: It's not just sticking up for Janis
gisbourne: I've never EVER been proven wrong
asatru_thorsman: It's the truth
asatru_thorsman: Seriously
gisbourne: I am smarter than you grant
asatru_thorsman: All you're doing is the same old obsessive mudslinging
asatru_thorsman: Can you give your childishness a rest already?
asatru_thorsman: No you're not
asatru_thorsman: You're far dumber
gisbourne: you thought you had me with the Wild Oats comment
gisbourne: google it mate
gisbourne: main st...KC, MO
gisbourne: nice try grant
asatru_thorsman: You're not smart enough to move on from what happened
ages ago
gisbourne: I'm dumb?
gisbourne: ok
asatru_thorsman: You're still obsessing
asatru_thorsman: like an idiot
asatru_thorsman: Move on
asatru_thorsman: Yes, you're dumb
asatru_thorsman: Quite simple really
asatru_thorsman: I know you're relaying this to your crowd anyway
gisbourne: when did I decide to live out some British fantasy..then use
a co-dependant woman to marry for no other reason than to make
immigration easy?
gisbourne: when did I do that grant?
gisbourne: explain to me how I am "dumb"
asatru_thorsman: When you started to make assumptions, that's when
asatru_thorsman: Your "truth" is riddled with assumptions
gisbourne: and that reflects on intelligence?
asatru_thorsman: all bullshit just to pander to the gossip crowd
gisbourne: how is that grant?
asatru_thorsman: Assumptions do reflect on intelligence, or lack
thereof
asatru_thorsman: Sorry Scott, your assumptions just hold water
asatru_thorsman: don't hold water that is
gisbourne: ok..if I am so wrong..then why did your wife make a big
fucking overture to apologize?
gisbourne: explain that grant
asatru_thorsman: She didn't actually
gisbourne: oh..she never made an attempt to apologize
asatru_thorsman: And you have a big bone to pick because you don't want
to admit that perhaps you may have been wrong
gisbourne: you are fucking sociopathic
gisbourne: or she is just lying to you
asatru_thorsman: Your ad hominems don't help your case
gisbourne: you both lie to your loyal followers
asatru_thorsman: I saw the transcripts...they don't lie
asatru_thorsman: And more of your propaganda
gisbourne: saxy will believe anything...as will the rest of them
asatru_thorsman: Damn, you're this obsessed, aren't you?
asatru_thorsman: More like your gossip crowd will believe anything
gisbourne: with the truth...yes grant
gisbourne: you are both social engineers
asatru_thorsman: You wouldn't know the truth if it bit you in the ass
=))
gisbourne: spreading lies to keep your flock in check
gisbourne: how fucking pathetic
gisbourne: sell out
asatru_thorsman: Social engineers? Ha! And you say WE'RE paranoid
asatru_thorsman: And you're projecting your own faults onto me
asatru_thorsman: That's rich
gisbourne: hardly
asatru_thorsman: Seriously dude, get a life and stop obsessing
gisbourne: I didnt run away from my nationality
gisbourne: sell out
asatru_thorsman: We were done with you when you showed what kind of
petty creature you could be
gisbourne: pretend brit
gisbourne: how impressive
gisbourne: they all laugh behind your back grant
gisbourne: yank wants to be brit
gisbourne: how sad
asatru_thorsman: And that's supposed to shame me? You calling me a
"traitor" for living in another country?
gisbourne: but then both of you are trapped in fantasy worlds
asatru_thorsman: Seriously, you are not only stupid but deluded as well
asatru_thorsman: Nope#
asatru_thorsman: We see reality quite clearly
gisbourne: grant..I can outthink you in my sleep
asatru_thorsman: And the reality is that you're sick in the head
asatru_thorsman: Then why aren't you Scott?
asatru_thorsman: It's quite simple: you can't.
gisbourne: I am leading you down my own personal garden path..and you
are following like a good lamb
gisbourne: and I am stupid
gisbourne: puhhhleeeze
asatru_thorsman: What garden path?
gisbourne: this convo
gisbourne: you cant stop
asatru_thorsman: Please, you're not that important
asatru_thorsman: I just did
gisbourne: apparently I am...I have your time
gisbourne: again...I began this...and I ended it
gisbourne: grant..you know I'm right
gisbourne: go tend your chickens
gisbourne: I WILL be back

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

He'll only stop when you point out that he wont. He'll never come up with a valid reason for Anything. He doesn't know what goes on when Janis is online and in P1. He can't admit he, or his half dead wife are wrong.

In the end, I give Grant a 2 thumbs Down for being stupid and naive. You should think about brushing your teeth bitch.

Go suck a dick and die.

Anonymous said...

WOW RAVEN YOU REALLY ARE A PATHETIC ASSHOLE AREN'T YOU? DO YOU ACTUALLY TAKE PRIDE FOR BEING CHILDISH OR IS IT THAT YOU DON'T HAVE A LIFE AND FEEL THE NEED TO POST THIS BULLSHIT.

YOUR THE ONE THAT HAS TO HIDE UNDER ASSUMED ID'S IN P1 NOT GRANT GROW THE FUCK UP GET A "REAL JOB AND A LIFE.

Anonymous said...

Awwww, how cute. Now it focuses its penlight on people who create something more popular than its weenie little blog.

Its jealousy is obvious.

Its such a charming little whiner.

And its fan is so desperate for any form of sex that its worst insult is "go suck a dick and die".

Like any of this is even original. These games have been going on for years, few of the names have changes. people with no lives are still talking about other people they think have no lives.

Personally I wish the whole lot of them would get together and fulfill their wish to kill one another but the entire group of players doesn't have the sack to kill a fly let alone a human.

That's okay though, you sexless shittards keep posting your manure andwe will keep laughing at you for the effort.

Anonymous said...

lol, "chat battles"

god, some ppl need to get laid, then they wouldnt get so worked up over the internet.

super sad

Anonymous said...

well chat battles is all some people have

miss anthropic stays up until 5am some nights talking on yahoo.

does she have any real life friends??

Anonymous said...

I am quite flattered you pay so close attention to my comings and goings and everything I say.
Which of course, always begs the question,
How do you know where I am and what time, if you aren't there watching me? :)
My life, what goes on it it, who is in it, and who I may or may not be fucking seem to be major concerns to you.
Are you angry I don't give you attention? Well, here is a bit for you. A tossed bone.
It will have to tide you over for a while as there are others who require it more.
I hope it keeps you warm for a while and gives you some small measure of succor.
Enjoy!

Prairie Muff said...

Oh my.

Anonymous said...

poor thor.he has his balls in a twist becauses it is almost thanksgiving and his wife got the go ahead to fly anywhere! oh no thor you won't get to fuck your exgf on your next trip home!

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO YOU PEOPLE ARE SO PATHATIC I GUESS THAT YOU FEEL YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER THEN EVERYONE ELSE

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA! Both of you looked like little boys shaking their weenies at each other.

"Mine's bigger than yours!"

"Mine squirts pee further than yours!"

"Yes, but my mommy says mine is sooo purdy!"

Really now.

Squiggy said...

I adore how the sainted masses at PalTalkTubbies are so pure of heart and maturity..that they take such time and effort to respond. You see kids, its MY garden path, and YOU are always too obliging to let me lead you down it TIME AND TIME again!
Kisses and Huggles to the Granis Collective!
Keep 'em coming!

Anonymous said...

LOL...I hardly think making fun of both of you is defending anyone. I don't even go to Paltalk.

I don't care which one of you "wins" the pissing contest or for that matter if you both end up soaking wet and smelling bad.

Its just all entertainment...the P1 soap opera continues.