Tard Roundup

sweetheart_sharee: im a retired cam bitch
sweetheart_sharee: I know why I dun get on cam no more
sweetheart_sharee: People record my cam
sweetheart_sharee: post shit on websites
sweetheart_sharee: I gave up
(For those of you that escaped the holocaust of
screencaps... http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Sharee Lest we forget.)
sweetheart_sharee: but fuck I look good
sweetheart_sharee: hairs wet still
(It was shortly after this point, and I am not kidding, SHE GOT ON CAM)
sweetheart_sharee: getting damn long
sweetheart_sharee:my boobs are huge
(a five year old boy born without a torso has bigger boobs than you)
sweetheart_sharee: Now im horny.
(dildos the world over just committed seppuku)
sweetheart_sharee: I taste to sweet for you to try :P ozzie gets that pleasure
(No wonder Ozzy is unintelligible. He cut his fucking tongue out)
sweetheart_sharee: <:-P lucky ozzie is gonna get pussy tonight
(Sharee, have some class and please refer to your daughters vagina by its correct anatomical term, "Bleeding Kitten")

(Say, Taht, how's the kids!)
tahtsulittledragon: i moved to Michigan with Panic
(And away from her four children)
tahtsulittledragon: i love it here
(Not as much as your kids love being on welfare, and under state supervision)
tahtsulittledragon: although i miss the no seatbelt law that i had in NH and i miss the cheap cigarettes lol
(Well, at least you miss the important things in life, like lax seat belt laws and cheap smokes)
tahtsulittledragon: it would be nice if everyone could just fucking be nice to everyone else for once. . . . instead of being assholes all the damn
time
(You know what REALLY would be nice? If your kids were more important than seat belt laws, cheap tobacco, one-eyed P1 penis)
tahtsulittledragon: that's really funny coming from
someone who wanted to cam with me while gypsy was away raven =))
(Um, you did cam with him remember? You finger fucked your blowhole while your NUDE child sat on the couch in the background)
tahtsulittledragon: abnormal depends on what
someone thinks of as normal. . . . .
(...)

SCRAPINGS

........... where I laugh about the fucking hilarious attempt by a socially inept moron to be humorous and make even the lamest of P1 chatters, and there are many of those, realize that she HAS to quote me, for without me, she is nothing.
(I thought you weren't going to acknowledge me, and never post again, Alistair. I yank, you move!)
Fuck it. I did it again. She's nothing whatever.
(Darling, please, can't you think of ANYTHING else to write about other than me, me, ME? YAY ME! I realize I am fascinating, but show some creativity and imagination! Perhaps you can apply for a grant for some.)
Sweet, thanks for spreading my word further. Keep it up.
(Aww, don't be so hard on yourself, you have more than one word in your limited vocabulary. Lessee... There's "bitch" "sock" "socktard" "sockpuppet" "fuckwit "fucktard" Admittedly not as varied or creative as Dearlight, but if you endeavor to persevere, perhaps one day you may meet or surpass her, FUCKP IMP!)

Ode to Cunthia E