New Rome Outlet Mall is now giving away Line Pass cards for the line of your choice!
Cut to the head of the line in
The To Be Euthanized Line
OR!
The Retroacative Abortion Line
Come on down to Crazy Nero's Fire Sale located right off the Appian way on the corners of Romulus Ave. and Remus St. In beautiful downtown New Rome!
Come join us for all the fun Sunday Sunday SUNDAY!
Got an old crone that refuses to die with dignity?
Come to Crazy Nero's where you can set her out on an ice floe, OR! up in a tree rack for the buzzards!
Push, pull, drive or drag that old bitch in, and get your free line pass!
Don't let your unemployable loved one with the annoying voice just set there!
Bring them in and strap them to the "picnic table" where their throats will be exposed to starving dogs, and get a line pass for you!
We will also have games of New Roman roulette! What's that you ask? Well, unlike the cheap Russian version, in New Roman roulette, EVERY CHAMBER HAS A BULLET!
We spare no expense here in New Rome!
How can we make this incredible offer you ask?
VOLUME
VOLUME
VOLUME
We cut out the middleman, and pass the savings on to you!
So come on down to Crazy Nero's Fire Sale this Sunday, OUR PRICES ARE INSAAAAAAAANE!
Free hot dogs and kool-aid for the kids!
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16 comments:
This place sucks compared to
Transylvania. However, they did master the anal impalement, not the cheap impalement, whereby a subject was impaled with the sharp end and died quickly.
I say we bring in the Blood Eagle
ROFLMAO
shut up alex
AKEX WHO THE FUCK IS ALEX
Does anyone else think that Miss Anthropic has lost it?
Too many late nights on the Internet, trying to suck the shit nuggets from Raven's small intestine.
nah, she's just hitting the sauce again.
I guess she needs something to keep her company while she pops some antidepressants, squinting at her monitor as the sun rises.
I always thought that would be her imaginary "boyfriend" -- who she says works "late" when questioned as to why she's up all alone having chat-battles with complete strangers.
I guess some cheap watered-down piss beer would fit the picture, too. It would explain her tremendous gut.
Remember, sinners, everything you say about Miss Anthropic is True!
:)
this is a big huge "UH..." in my book.
Alex is still alive? Why hasn't someone killed him yet?
Y DON'T U KILL HIM?
DO WE NEED TO ALL CHIP IN TO BUY YOU A HEARING AID, ALEX?
WHY DO YOU KEEP ON CALLING ME ALEX?
IF I AM ALEX THEN WHERE DO I LIVE?
MOST LIKELY IN A VAN DOWN BY A RIVER, ON A STEADY DIET OF GOVERNMENT CHEESE
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