Village Idiots Part 4

Yuyu
Yuyu spends his nights in P1 questing for that coveted P1 pussy by saying things like this...
"The undigested corn nuggets in shit are better than men. Those little hard white balls in sausage? Better than men. Yea verily, if men had vaginas, there would be no need for heaven, it would be here on earth. *petpet*"
The crone drones eat this shit like it's free twinkie filling, and there ain't no tomorrow.
Special Powers: He's dickless
Vagina Drying Ability: Like salt to a slug
Attention Whore Level: 9
Group Affiliations: Womanly Men and The Manly Women Who Love Them, He-Woman Man Haters Club

HipHop
It's all about the balls for hip. Who is on whose, who is on his, whose needs sniffing, polishing or pecking.
Albert's fragile manhood is threatened by anyone possessing anything ball shaped in their body, on their body or within in a 100 mile radius of their body.
Special Powers: Shits red herrings. Sweats Cheez Whiz.
Vagina Drying Ability: +14
Attention Whore Level: 8
Group Affiliations: He-Woman Man Haters Club, Church of The Holy Strawman

www.audio_sorcerer (Greg)
Greg has moved on to greener vagina pastures after running through all the vag that would have him in P1.
Oh, and after a creepy sex PM with Fatsu was put up on another site and everyone was reminded he once cybered a 17 year old.
Greg has been nominated for a Pulitzer Prize in Badly Spelled Erotica That Makes You Never Want To Have Sex Again.
Special Powers: Can and will fuck the unfuckable. Has a lutefisk dick.
Vagina Drying Ability: +75
Attention Whore Level: 7
Group Affiliations: Shack Dwelling Janitors Local 313, The Cum Curdling Crones, The Brain Stumps

Mysticalpanthercat
Myst embodies and exemplifies everything today's modern P1 woman is, or aspires to be.
She has every disease ever medically described, and those not yet discovered or invented. Is addicted to pills. Is in her 30's and still lives with her mother. Was cheated on and dumped by her husband. Has looks that could turn Medusa to stone and a personality to match. And if that isn't enough to pique your interest, boys, she also fucked Greg in real life.
Quite the catch our little Myst is.
Hurry before her pussy expires.
Oops.
Too late.
Special Powers: Boring beyond all comprehension. Smells like Greg and canned sardines. Fake Iggy. Thinks she is a cat.
Penis Shrinking Ability: + 21
Attention Whore Level: 8
Group Affiliations: Granis Worshippers Intl, The Cum Curdling Crones: Drone Crone Division, The Greg Fuckers, The Brain Stumps, The Rancid Cats