Baby-ditchin' behemoth update
Remember this paragraph from the scribblings of one Fatsu?
"not many of you actually knew that he abused me on a regular basis, physically, verbally, emotionally and sexually. i did love him, but i was also afraid of him. . . i'm not afraid anymore. . . he's out of my house, unfortunately he's not out of my life, but i may be able to fix that by talking to the judge about all the abuse, i'm not sure yet. i will soon find out"
*sigh*
That is referring to her ex-husband.
Guess who she sloughed her kids off on so she could move out of state to be with the only P1 cock besides Greg that would have her.
That's right, bitches.
Her physically, verbally, emotionally and sexually abusive ex-husband.
Well, at least they don't have to watch their mother cram hair brushes up her twat on cam any more. Nice role modeling there, Fatsu.
Really.
That Mother of The Year Award will look fabulous adorning the filmy fake wood paneled walls of your love nest.
But, I mean really. Who are we to judge? Are we any better?
It's her life, damn it, and long as she is happy, that's what counts!
So, a big mazel tov to Fatsu and Zach on their blessed union.
To the kids, well...Yer on your own. Good luck!
Emma is crazier than a rat in a coffee can
The emotional vampire and attention leech that is Emma recently had ANOTHER psychotic break, and accused an old P1 reg half her age of stalking her. Of threatening to come to her house to whisk her away to an island paradise. And if she refused to go with him, he would kill her, her husband, her kids, and all the roaches in her house.
What he actually did, was threaten to tell her husband how while he is at work, she trolls for men on Yahoo.
When said same former reg was alerted to the accusations of stalking a bald, crazy old woman, he came in.
And Emma, for once in her sad waste of an existence, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
When she finally regained the power of speech, she couldn't seem to accuse the man and impugn his integrity to his face, but talked dramatically about how she had been damaged by the whole event.
What sweet, sweet solace it is that this lying, drug addled cunt has such a miserable life.
Congratulations.
No one deserves it more than you, Emma.
You've earned it!
*cuh-lick*
Special request
Wenchy is all lathered up that she hasn't had her name immortalized in bloggery yet. So here ya go. Just for you.
You penis collecting, cock absconding, pickle growing, salsa makin', mullet havin', man-eating, baby poking, kitten killing, puppy fucking, lacivious, prurient crumpet of ill repute.
Happy now?
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Alas, I have brought myself into being on an international level, albeit in seed form.
May the levels of this phase continue to progress, and ultimately I will crystallize my own Zeitgeist.
The risks and the dangers of the mediocre and passé will increase further with each raise and re raise that I bet into the pot, and each increment of gain in stratification will become more and more of a build-up toward that celebrity soul and raison d'être of yours truly.
And so in each move I will make cannot afford any sort of faux pas , but only, perhaps a precise and Ave Maria sort of Felix culpa .
And so it will be. This is my mission and attempted coup d'état . My nom de plume is all plucked now . . . Time for my nom de guerre . . . how about you?
P. S.
I will soon be releasing a preliminary psychoanalytical report and commentary on some of the most useless people on the World Wide Web, and you know who they are. The first report will be a general treatise, and then what will proceed will be individual FBI-styled profiling---which of course has Freudian techniques, and so on. Their coup de grâce ---wicked comes this way.
I may invite you for assistance if you find it of your tastes.
I conclude my social experimentation in that field complete, and will no longer subject myself to a caricature little more than ridiculous looking, and that makes my personality and image untenable.
We all have access to the shovels, but that doesn’t mean we all know how to dig.
You’re welcome.
Crush the infamy!
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