We pan across the the battle ground, smoke from the burning corpses hazing the morning light. The mortal remains of old guard lay collapsed in great heaps, bloating. In yonder ditch lay cats, and wolven and otherkin.
And in the back of the field, we find the carcass of the Queen. The Meta Cunt.
THE GRANIS.
Evidently, Morgy has posted on her 360 that she shan't be returning to P1 ever.
She has fled with her flock and found sanctuary on Paltalk.
We would like to thank the small but tenacious band of haters who worked so diligently to overthrow the government. The Granis has been ousted from its lair by means of treachery, guerrilla warfare, verbal assaults on the peasants, and anal rape of the flock.
Now, suck our collective bloody dick, bitch.
Thorgy's nipple suckers now have a safe place to chat. A place where they never ever have to hear the truth about themselves, where *huggles* flow like wine, and all that pesky, bothersome thinking is done for them.
We realize you may get homesick from time to time. But, thinking you can return home again like a dog back to its own vomit, may result in bloody raids on your village in the middle of the night.
And now as New Rome rises from the ashes of the old, we give you...
THE COMMANDMENTS
1. THOU SHALT NOT SUCK
2. PASSIVE AGGRESSION WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. ONLY BALLS OUT AGGRESSION IS APPROVED BY NEW ROME.
3.NAMES WITH 666, 420, 69, 93, 777, GOTHIC, MAGICK, 4U, 2U, WOLF, DRAGON, VAMPIRE, FAERIE, OR CONTAIN MISSPELLED WORDS OF ANY KIND, WILL BE SUMMARILY HUMILIATED WITHOUT MERCY.
4.STFU
5. THERE WILL BE NO ROLL PLAYING. YOU ARE NOT CATS, WOLVES, VAMPYRES, FAERIES, OR OTHERKIN OF ANY BREED OR SPECIES. THE PUNISHMENT IS UNRELENTING MOCKERY.
6. ANY *HUGGLES* *HUGGLEFUCKS* *MOLESTERBATES* OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT IS A CAPITAL OFFENSE.
7. YOU ARE EXPECTED TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN,- TO, TWO, TOO, THEIR, THERE, THEY'RE, YOUR, YOU'RE. NO EXCEPTIONS ALLOWED.
8. "MAGIC" WILL NOT BE SPELLED WITH A "K"
INAPPROPRIATE USE OF THE LETTER "Y" WILL RESULT IN REVOCATION OF ANY AND ALL CREDIBILITY.
9. WE ARE THINE ONLY DICTATORS. THOU SHALT HAVE NO OTHER DICTATORS BEFORE US.
10. SEE COMMANDMENT 4.
We reserve the right to add or revise the commandments in a capricious manner, at whim, and without notice.
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7 comments:
Huzzah!
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well it seems that you have nothing better to do then keep this stuff going your a total jackass
I see YOU have nothing better to do than read it.
ROFLMAO THAT'S THE WAY TO TELL THEM(ROLLS EYES) LIKE YOU REALLY HAVE A LIFE WHY NOT GO AND GET A REAL JOB
you do realize that once you have..well lets say when many groups in collaboration have managed to overthrow someone ( or run them out) you become the person to overthrow or run out.
all things considered lets have a mega bonfire party in honor of that gorgon monster granis departing!
Awwwww, aren't you guys just the cutest bunch of trend followers on the net, with all your socks and puppets you would think there would be more entertaining posts.
The best thing about the show is watching how few supporters you have left after hosing everybody.
Have a hugglsnugglefuckly day!
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