Mission Statement

It is our mission here at The Douchebag Chronicles to be the hatingest hate site that ever hated!
We will selectively make fun of, slander, satirize, parody, and piss on and in the assholes of those P1ers we can't stand.
One of our special missions will be to point and laugh at that dull as dirt and sharp as a marble "exregtardfromP1".
We will be gleaning his posts and mocking them for your viewing pleasure.
That's right. Blatant ass thievery for teh LULZ.
There will be a recurring "Village Idiots" series in which we will do brief biographies of the inhabitants.
"True Faerytales" where the lives and mighty deeds of the town folk will be immortalized in dramatic, epic, faerytale form.
"Tardwatch" will do what the now defunct Sidetracked By Satan used to do, and what socksocksockfucktardsock tries to do. Only we wont be lame, repetitive, unwitty, disturbingly obsessed and gay.
We got us a thesaurus, bitches!
So, stay tuned. It will be fun until we get bored then decide not to do it any more.
And any dirt you want to see splattered like brains on the pavement, send to~ douchebag.chronicles@yahoo.com
See ya in the funny papers!